Please meet Lego!Lucius! He is my muse! He's a very special little man that inspires fubar and dresses up in strange outfits (in order to further inspire fubar) and we love him. Or else.

Really, you don't want to find out what happens to people who don't love him.

The Set! Scanned from the fall 2002 lego catalogue. Note the prominence of his beating stick.
The figure! I stuck him on my scanner and closed the lid. Lego!Lucius wasn't too happy with this turn of events.
Without Pants! Answering the eternal question! Boxers or briefs! ...Very brief. As a matter of fact, I might go so far as to say that's a white thong.
On His Days Off! While Draco is at school and the Dark Lord has no work for him, Lego!Lucius likes to relax in a pink teddy, while eating ice cream and watching musicals. (view without cape)
The Pirate! Lego!Lucius has always wanted to plunder on the high seas! His ship was called "Fubar" and carried much twisted fic to other shippers on the seas of HP fandom!
Shipwrecked! Unfortunately his reign of terror on the ocean was cut short by a violent storm. He was shipwrecked with no clothes for a month before he remembered he could apparate.
At Work! In order to help fund the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort, Lego!Lucius works part time at McDonald's.

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