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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 19 *while Nick is sneaking up on the Drakon, the rest of the gang is still in the dungeons hiding* Prince Kevin: Whoo! It’s sure getting stuffy in here from all this dancing. Hey AJ, pop us in some drinks. Magic AJ: Why Kevin! There’s kids in here. Elf Brian: Not booze you moron! Shepherd Howie: He means some punch or something. Magic AJ: Oh alright. *poof* Princess Tammi: Thanks just what I needed. Magic AJ: Wait, hold on a sec, what do you guys think I am, your genie? Shepherd Howie: If that’s what you really want. Magic AJ: That’s it, next time you want something, ask Mister Elf Man over there, no more mister nice guy. Prince Kevin: Ok sorry man, no more of the easy way out. Magic AJ: Spanks. Princess Tammi: You guys, I’m starting to worry about Nick. Where did he go? Elf Brian: Hunny, you aren’t the only one that’s been worrying about Nick. Magic AJ: Yeah, we’ve been worrying about him for a long time! Prince Kevin: And that’s not good. Princess Tammi: No, I’m serious. Shepherd Howie: It’s not like we can do anything about it. Elf Brian: Yeah we had specific orders from the King. Princess Tammi: It’s not like he said all of us have to stay down here. Prince Kevin: Actually he did. Elf Brian: Yeah, besides were defenseless, what do you think we would do anyway? Princess Tammi: I think we should try to find him, he might be in trouble somewhere. Magic AJ: Girl, the last time that guy thought he was in trouble was when he got stuck in an outhouse. Elf Brian: hehe Prince Kevin: Well, she does have a point, kinda. Shepherd Howie: Yeah, Nick gets into trouble pretty easy. Magic AJ: Why do you think his nickname is Kaos? Princess Tammi: Well, can’t we at least try to help him? Prince Kevin: Okie dokie, you stay here Tammi. Princess Tammi: Huh? Prince Kevin: Or how about you go AJ, you’re magic. Magic AJ: What do you think I am and idiot? There’s a drakon out there! Shepherd Howie: AJ you’re magic remember. Magic AJ: Are you saying I’m different? Prince Kevin: Boy are you right. Magic AJ: Are discriminating me ‘cause I’m special. Elf Brian: Yeah man, that’s the whole reason. Magic AJ: You wish, now what is it you’re gonna make me do again? Prince Kevin: Go find Nick! *As he walks off (he didn’t feel like doing magic then) he mutters under his breath*: They always make me do their dirty work. What am I anyway, a toy? Yeah whatever. Boy, this better be good. Prince Kevin: Ok, now let’s do something else to keep our spirits up. Shepherd Howie: Hey, how about the story of my grandfather’s shepherd career. Elf Brian: Oh great, we might as well talk about dirt. Shepherd Howie: Yeah and I suppose your grandfather did something better? Princess Tammi: Yeah his grandpa invented cookies. Prince Kevin: Ok, ok no more insults. Elf Brian: Yeah Kevin we won’t even START on you! Prince Kevin: Oh I feel so bad, ok how about you tell a story Tammi. Princess Tammi: Ok, here goes. Let’s see I’ll tell the most beautiful love story in the world, and it is called, hmm what could I call it? Ok, Beauty and the Beast.Queen Jane: Oh I feel so much better today! King Robert: That is wonderful to hear. Queen Jane: Oh my! I forgot about the drakon! Any news? King Robert: As far as I know, everything and everybody is ok. Queen Jane: Oh that’s so good to hear! King Robert: I’m even thinking about returning home later. Queen Jane: Yeah, they need our help. King Robert: Well, I think we can trust Nick...for the most part.Drakon: I don’t appreciate you annoying me! Princess Samantha: Oh yeah, well I don’t appreciate you saying that to me! Drakon: I could eat you very easily ya know. Princess Samantha: So why don’t you? Drakon: I don’t like the way Princesses taste! I like Princes!!!! Now where is that guy. *the Drakon turns around and since Prince Nick is on his tail now, the tail goes up and flings Nick off, flying into the air*IS THIS FUNNY? HOPE SO! LOL Thanks, samlj@lycosmail.com |