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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 29 *After Magic AJ makes the announcement that he has someone special to introduce (that everybody will be surprised about), the crowd gasps when a beautiful young lady walks in* ???: Hello everyone. Magic AJ: May I present to you, the REAL Princess Tammi. Crowd: ohhhh! *gasp* King Robert: Just what kind of stunt are you trying to pull? Why, the real Princess Tammi has been living with us for about two months now. Fake Princess Tammi: No, you see, until AJ came to me, I had never heard of any of you. He told me that someone was using my name to pull of a princess act. Princess Tammi: This is ridiculous!!! I am the only Princess Tammi there is! Prince Nick: Woah, woah, wait just a second. If you’re the REAL Princess Tammi, why did you come here anyway? Fake Princess Tammi: Just like I said, it’s very improper to pose as a princess. Elf Brian: Than why are you doing it now? Queen Jane: Yes, and AJ, where do you find the nerve to bring an uninvited stranger in here like this, especially on a day of celebration?1? Fake Princess Tammi: If you will just listen to me! I am telling the truth. I have already kindly thanked AJ for informing me of this, this poser! Princess Tammi: Poser? Why you are the only poser! Magic AJ: King Robert, I sincerely hope you can look past my past and see that I have brought the REAL Tammi here to uncover the identity of the REAL poser! Princess Tammi: This is so wacked! I am the only Princess Tammi in these parts, so leave me alone! Aaron: I believe the brown-haired one! Shepherd Howie: Hey, he just proved a point! Aaron: I did. Prince Nick: Yes that’s true, the fake Tammi has blonde hair, but the one we all know is the real Tammi has brown hair! King Robert: Very true. Queen Jane: I’m so confused. Prince Kevin: Ok which one of you is lying? Magic AJ: OK I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fake Princess Tammi: Yes, I guess the truth may hurt but you must know. Prince Nick: That might be nice. Princess Tammi: See, now fess up! King Robert: Most certainly. Aaron: Yeah, who are you? Fake Princess Tammi: Well, it all started about sixteen years ago. My mother had me, but the royal, hmmm, I mean the doctor secretly gave me to a peasant woman, and told my mother I was still born. She must really miss me now. *Queen Jane looks over the strange young lady and suddenly gasps* Queen Jane: Bobbie Jean!!!*Prince Nick and Princess Samantha are now walking along the moat* Prince Nick: This has certainly been a strange day, hasn’t it. Princess Samantha: Yes, kinda strange. Prince Nick: Did you know it is Valentine’s Day? Princess Samantha: Yes, I am aware of that. Say, are you glad B.J. is back? Prince Nick: Of course, are you? Princess Samantha: Yes, but why did AJ bring her back as Tammi? Prince Nick: It was quite interesting. I’ll have to ask her. Princess Samantha: Nick? Prince Nick: Yes. Princess Samantha: Do you think I look odd? Prince Nick: Odd? You? Princess Samantha: You can’t possibly find me attractive with all these burn marks on my face. Prince Nick: Samantha, there’s nothing that could ever change the way I feel about you. Princess Samantha: That’s very sweet *the two look into each other’s eyes* Nick... Prince Nick: Very sweet.... *they share in a passionate kiss* I love you Samantha. Princess Samantha: And I love you Nick.NOW THAT'S THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF! Happy V-day! |