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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 34 Magic AJ: So, when did you start magic? Wizard: Uh hum... Magic AJ: What? Oh I mean master. Wizard: Long time ago, now shut up. Magic AJ: Ok, whatever. Wizard: Today, you’re going to learn to burn stuff. Magic AJ: FIRE!!!!!! Wizard: Let’s not get too excited. Now say these words....” Oh um I love my mum fire fire blaze a little higher!” Magic AJ: Excuse me? I love my mum? Wizard: You think I made these words up? I was taught the same thing. Magic AJ: Ok ummm ,”Oh um I love my mum fire fire blaze a little higher!” *nothing happens* um nothing happened dude. Wizard: For one I’m not a dude, well yes I am ok nevermind that but first you need a fire! Magic AJ: Well that might have helped...ok let’s try this again...hey you idiot what’s the chant to get fire? Wizard: Use a match. Magic AJ: Ok here we go, “Use a match!” *nothing happens* Wizard: And you’re calling me an idiot? This time say I need in front of that, and see what you get. lol Magic AJ: “I need a match!” *nothing happens again* um, does that mean I need to get a match? Wizard: No you idiot, it means stick your head in the dirt, what do you think??????? You’re the kind of person I’m afraid of, and that’s pretty hard for me. Magic AJ: Well, is it your time of the month, or is it just PMS? Wizard: Those mean the same thing. Magic AJ: No wonder chicks always want to kick my ass. Wizard: You have one to kick?*Elf Brian wakes up with the strange woman standing over him* Tulip: Wakey wakey, hun! Elf Brian: Who are you? Tulip: Brian, you’re such a goof. Now get up before the rooster crows. Elf Brian: Oh yeah, but don’t you get up when the rooster crows? Tulip: No, by the way, we don’t even have a rooster. Elf Brian: Oh, ok well what assignment do I have today? Tulip: Well, one of your friends is here to see you. He says his name is Howie. Elf Brian: Ah old Howie, what could he want? Shepherd Howie: Brian, there’s something terribly wrong going on out there in the woods. Elf Brian: Huh? Shepherd Howie: There’s hundreds of sheep dead out there. Elf Brian: Let’s go! Tulip: Where you guys going? Elf Brian: Don’t wait up, be back later, gotta run. *they run out* *Tulip yells out to them* BE CAREFUL LOVES!WHO IS TULIP? WHO IS THE WIZARD? WHAT'S THIS WITH DEAD SHEEP? TOMORROW THERE ARE GOING TO BE THINGS YOU DIDN'T THINK OR EXPECT TO HAPPEN! Thanks! |