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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 38 *Prince Nick wakes up after passing out and finds Tulip and Aaron chatting up a storm, with the still amazed Howie and Brian close by* Prince Nick: Hold on...slow down...explain to me what in the world is going on! Tulip: Don’t you see hun? I raised this little boy from an infant, so therefore he calls me mom. I’ve missed him so. Tell me why did your father take him away from me? Prince Nick: Huh? He said you abandoned him. Aaron: NO I DIDN’T!! Oh wait, I might have. Tulip: You did? Oh honey, you know I just went to the creek. Aaron: Oops, well it’s all been done. I think I want to go home. Tulip: Why sugar! You are home! Aaron: No I’m not, I live at the palace now, I’ve joined they’re family. Prince Nick: Aaron, you’re being a little rude here. Don’t you understand that you belong with your mom? Aaron: She’s not my mom! Tulip: Dear me! Someone calm this boy! Aaron: I’m the only one that’s being calm. Listen here, missy, I like you and all but I don’t belong with you anymore. Tulip: Why I declare! I think I’m gonna faint! Prince Nick: Aaron, what’s gotten into you?? Aaron: I know who my mom really is! *Tulip screams and yells at Aaron* You dirty little boy! How dare you! Aaron: What are you talking about? I don’t even know why you took me away from my mom and dad when I was so little! Tulip *to herself* He can’t possibly remember could he?King Robert: Well BJ, what’s next for you? Princess BJ: I should like to be better educated. Queen Jane: Oh why yes of course. I think you need a tutor for that. Princess BJ: A tutor? Can’t I just go to a school like any normal teenager. King Robert: No, you’re not normal. Queen Jane: BOB! She’s quite normal. What your father means to say is that you’re a princess not a normal teenager...you have limits. Princess BJ: I know, I’ve heard that, but before I came back here I went to regular school. King Robert: That’s not the point. Now no more arguing, I’ll find you a tutor by tomorrow.Magic AJ: Man, why did you kill all of these sheep? Wizard: What? Oh silly me, they’re not dead. Magic AJ: They look pretty gone to me. Look that one’s head is charcoaled. Wizard: You just don’t think very appropriately do you? It’s part of your learning. These sheep are pretending, you see. Magic AJ: Oh, so what am I supposed to do? Wizard: Well, we all know that when people, or animals pretend, others can take it the wrong way, as your friends are... Magic AJ: My friends? Wizard: Yes I know what they’re thinking, they think someone killed these poor sheep...that’s just the problem...when people take things the wrong way, too many people get involved and it’s no longer a little problem. Magic AJ: I actually understand that. Wizard: Surprising. Magic AJ: I know, but what’s your point? Wizard: Well the trick you’re about to learn is how to make people stop pretending to be who they’re not. Magic AJ: Aw, but one question, who are these sheep pretending to be? Wizard: It’s what they’re pretending to be that matters. Magic AJ: Oh dead? Wizard: Yup, now want to learn this or not? Magic AJ: I’m listening. Wizard: Say, “Stop pretending, show me the meaning of you being mistaken...” Magic AJ: Okie dokie...”Stop pretending, show me the meaning of you being mistaken...” Wizard: No no no, you have to say it very fast so no one else can understand you. Magic AJ: Hey mister are you making fun of how I usually talk? Wizard: Ahh no, but you just made me regret not doing it. Magic AJ: OK here goes...”!@$%@$^%$@^%!$^%@$!%@$!^%@$&^*&#...” *The sheep all turn back to normal just as Shepherd Howie and Elf Brian show up*WHAT'S NEXT FOR AARON? WHO IS TULIP ANYWAY? WILL PRINCESS BJ GET HER WAY? WILL AJ EVER BE MORE THAN JUST A MAGIC BOY? |