In The Kingdom Of BSB
by Samantha J (samlj@lycosmail.com)

Chapter 42

Princess Samantha: So where are you taking us Wizard?

Wizard: Don’t worry sweets, we’ll be there in a minute.

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Magic AJ: Wow, that was weird, what could Tammi be hiding? Crap, I better get back!

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Shepherd Howie: That is so psycho Tulip.

Elf Brian: Does this mean you kidnapped me too? hehe

Tulip: Brian, you know that’s not funny. You came here remember.

Elf Brian: Then you brainwashed me!

Shepherd Howie: Yeah maybe she’s trying to brainwash me too!

Tulip: You guys! Now Brian you get over to Princess Tammi’s part of the woods and keep gaurd. Howie, go do whatever it is you do with those sheep.

Elf Brian: Yeah How, what exactly do you do with those sheep?

Shepherd Howie: I have a right to remain silent.

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Wizard: We’re here!

Princess BJ: And just where is here?

Wizard: Hold on...

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Magic AJ: Home home on the range, where I am deranged, where I’m never heard and no one cares if I learn...la de da da da la de de de de de da da......

Magic AJ: Hey why are you gals here? How long have you been watching?

Princess Samantha: Since you started dancing around back there with the tree.

Magic AJ: Damn!

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Queen Ann: Kevin, why are you so cold and distant to me?

Prince Kevin: I’m not cold. I just can’t believe you went behind my back! I mean you could’ve at least waited until I fell in love for real!

Queen Ann: Honey, you’re already 27, how much longer were you planning on waiting? Most people, in these times, get married at 14!

Prince Kevin: Hello mom, does love mean anything to you?

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Wizard: AJ, you came back?

Magic AJ: Yeah, wasn’t that the idea?

Wizard: Um, yeah I guess. Thought I might have been lucky there.

Princess Samantha: So why did you bring me all the way out in the wilderness?

Princess BJ: More like why did we have to come here when AJ was here?

Wizard: Helps me concentrate.

Princess Samantha: Concentrate, on what?

Wizard: Plastic surgery.

Magic AJ: Hold up, what is plastic surgery?

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IF ONLY KEVIN KNEW ABOUT HIS "SISTER"...IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT HOWIE DOES =)...IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT THAT WIZARD HAS IN MIND...
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