Today I was told a nice story I don’t know if it true or not but I don’t mind it a great one and it was about a married couple that have now split up, mainly because he is too kind and gentle and she has taken advance of him for years, she is a right bitch to him. For the story the guy’s name is Jack and the woman’s name is Kay, but these are not there real names.
Kay had called round to drop off the kids for the weekend and after about 20 minutes they started arguing and Jack told her to leave so she picked up her ankle boots and put on the let boot and then the argument continued. Just at that point Kay went to hit Jack with the boot she was holding and as she did it slipped out of her hand, it flew through the air and straight out of the patio doors on the balcony. Kay marches over to the open doors and her boot had disappeared, she looked around and then over the balcony to the ground below but no boot to be seen anywhere. Ahhh great she said now look what you have done, you have made me loose my boot, then the argument continued and finally Kay storms out the front door still wearing only her single ankle boot. Ten minutes later Jack could see her below looking for her boot and getting madder and madder because she couldn’t find it.
Just then two policemen that were walking past stopped and asked her what was wrong and she told them to mind there own business and then she started to storm off in a huff, one of the policemen grabbed her arm to stop her and she hit him, so they arrested and handcuffed her. Then they marched her away and out of sight, Jack was watching this from the balcony, after they disappeared he went back in, as he did something caught his eye, in the corner by the door was her missing boot, it had not gone over the balcony as she thought it had, he picked her solitary boot up thinking to himself revenge is sweet.
Now what should I do he thought to himself, maybe I should give her, her boot back, no I don’t think so it’s nice to get one over on her for a change. Maybe I should just break the stiletto heel off, or cut it into pieces, I think I will just throw it in the trash, and that is what he did.
A week later he finds out what happened to Kay that day after she was arrested, she was locked up over night and in the morning taken to the judge and was still wearing one boot, the judge asked her why she hit the policeman and she explained she had lost her boot and was still wearing only one boot. The judge asked her to come closer so he could see her feet, so she did, Oh yes I can see you’ve lost one now, Ok he says 100 euro fine and you can go, Kay companied about the fine and stated shouting, so the judge said you are now in contempt of court and she was taken away and put into a cell for the rest of the day and over night.
The next day she was brought up in front of the same judge and she was still wearing only her single ankle boot. The judge looked up and said Ahh its you, miss hop a long are you still wearing your single boot, yes said Kay. Do you like wearing only one boot and one bare foot, No she said. Ok said the judge you could have gone home yesterday with a small fine but your temper has kept you here. I’m really sorry I shouted yesterday she says please forgive me for that.
Ok 1000 euro fine or 7 days its up to you. I’ll pay the fine she says, a wise decision the judge says and she is released, she then has to walks home still wearing her single ankle boot.
THE END