Mona's Tutorial
"How to Annoy Your Liaison"
The Petsburgh Community Leaders
are a great group
of people. Each one of us has
his or her own "special" skill.
I would like to share mine
with everyone.
I don't like to toot my own
horn but I have mastered the fine
art of "Liaison Torturing"
And the good news is I can
teach you in a few simple lessons
The Do's and Don'ts of Liaison
annoying.
Follow my lead and you too
can become a Liaison Annoyer
far beyond your wildest hopes
and dreams!
Pay close attention,Here is
My secret...
Do
Write 10 or more letters per day asking questions
like"whats wrong
with GeoCities",Why won't my mail work","Do
you think SPAM is bad",
"How long will it take for my application
to be reviewed"? Or any
other question you can think of that you
think might annoy them.
Liaisons are never busy and can drop everything
to answer your question.
Don't
Keep e-mails down to one a
day asking your questions
in one letter.and never supply
the URL of the page in question.
Liaisons love to play hide
and seek!
Do
Ignore the Liaison's advise
and go ahead and add a HUGE
graphic on your page that is
so slow in loading that the Liaison
misses weddings and birthdays
and several other family
functions,just to see your
cute picture of Scruffy on a Rug.
Don't
Listen carefully to your Liaison's
advice.After all,
they are only seasoned veterans.
Do
When you are training to become
a new CL,take the
entire 2 weeks to finish lesson
one.
Don't
Do all your lessons in a timely
manner to the best of
your abilities.
Do
Take several days or even weeks
to respond to a question
your Liaison asks you.They
love to sit and wait.
Don't
Reply to all questions as soon
as possible so the Liaison
knows you are still alive and
haven't met with an ill fate!
Do
Have a bad attitude.
Don't
Have a great attitude or be
a team player.
Do
Take forever to vote for contests
and awards and
for new CLs.Make them send
out reminders every
day.They love to do this.
Don't
Vote promptly so the votes
can be tabulated and
folks can move on with their
lives.
Well these are a few of my
simple steps to annoyance.
I know with practice,You too
will become the Master
Annoyer that I am.Good Luck!
The above is ment,purely
as a sort of comic relief. It is not ment to
hurt or anger anyone in
any way. I hope it is taken in the spirit which
it has been written...For
Laughs:)