Mona's Tutorial
"How to Annoy Your Liaison"
The Petsburgh Community Leaders are a great group
of people. Each one of us has his or her own "special" skill.
I would like to share mine with everyone.
I don't like to toot my own horn but I have mastered the fine
art of "Liaison Torturing"
And the good news is I can teach you in a few simple lessons
The Do's and Don'ts of Liaison annoying.
Follow my lead and you too can become a Liaison Annoyer
far beyond your wildest hopes and dreams!
Pay close attention,Here is My secret...
 
Do
Write 10 or more letters per day asking questions like"whats wrong
with GeoCities",Why won't my mail work","Do you think SPAM is bad",
"How long will it take for my application to be reviewed"? Or any
other question you can think of that you think might annoy them.
Liaisons are never busy and can drop everything to answer your question.
Don't
Keep e-mails down to one a day asking your questions
in one letter.and never supply the URL of the page in question.
Liaisons love to play hide and seek!
Do
Ignore the Liaison's advise and go ahead and add a HUGE
graphic on your page that is so slow in loading that the Liaison
misses weddings and birthdays and several other family
functions,just to see your cute picture of Scruffy on a Rug.
Don't
Listen carefully to your Liaison's advice.After all,
they are only seasoned veterans.
Do
When you are training to become a new CL,take the
entire 2 weeks to finish lesson one.
Don't
Do all your lessons in a timely manner to the best of
your abilities.
Do
Take several days or even weeks to respond to a question
your Liaison asks you.They love to sit and wait.
Don't
Reply to all questions as soon as possible so the Liaison
knows you are still alive and haven't met with an ill fate!
Do
Have a bad attitude.
Don't
Have a great attitude or be a team player.
Do
Take forever to vote for contests and awards and
for new CLs.Make them send out reminders every
day.They love to do this.
Don't
Vote promptly so the votes can be tabulated and
folks can move on with their lives.
Well these are a few of my simple steps to annoyance.
I know with practice,You too will become the Master
Annoyer that I am.Good Luck!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The above is ment,purely as a sort of comic  relief. It is not ment to
hurt or anger anyone in any way. I hope it is taken in the spirit which
it has been written...For Laughs:)