THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:
"If and Then" is a highly interactive game involving people, slips of paper, writing utensils, and your whacked-out imagination.
The purpose of the game is to write a few coherent sentences that have a cause and effect relationship.
Then we mix them all up and they are read out loud.....
HERE ARE THE RESULTS:
(No revisions were made, these are the actual results. Some may not make sense to you, but it was humorous at the time of the event.)
IF Kimi is really a winner, THEN Kimi is a whiner and not a winner.
IF someone had informed Kimi about C.L.A.N. Café, THEN God needs to spend a little more time on you.
IF Emily stops “hitting” Owen, THEN Emily will be jumping for joy.
IF Hien learn to cook, THEN Pinkies will roam the earth.
IF I had a million dollars, THEN you’ll be adopted.
IF my feet were as big a your hand, THEN Trang Nguyen would spit water all over her face.
IF these wall could talk, THEN chi Nhi looks better in the dark.
IF Owen shows up tonight, THEN everyone would be as cool as Kimi.
IF Kimi’s mom is really your mama, THEN Lisa is the coolest person in the world.
IF the world ends today, THEN the world would be a better place.
IF everyone was as cool as Kimi, THEN boogers taste as good as cheesecake.
IF Trung gets to meet Britney Spears, THEN my boyfriend is using me to get to my dog.
IF Joey is really good looking, THEN chi Nhi will be really smart.
IF someone actually did their homework on this day so called the “Kent C.L.A.N. Cafe, THEN we’d be like the Jetson’s.
IF Kimi marries George Strait, THEN Joey’s jokes will actually be funny.
IF you look like a monkey, THEN Trang Nguyen and Vinh will get married.
IF chi Nhi was any smarter, THEN we all love Joey.
IF Freddie Prinze, Jr. started coming to this church, THEN Kimi wouldn’t be wasting her time.
IF Kent girls study all day, THEN chi Nhi will look like Pinky.
IF Emily and Liz give Chi Nhi their snowboard, THEN my heart will go on.
IF chi Nhi was as cool as anh An, THEN Trang1’s contacts will fall out.
IF Joey rulez at Mario Kart, THEN my nose needs a pickin’.
IF I farted out loud in the sermon, THEN I’d be rich.
IF Vinh comes back right now, THEN you’d disappear.
IF Tommy looked like Ricky Martin, THEN Jerome would be good looking.
IF your mama wasn’t your mama, THEN Britney Spears would put Trung in jail.
IF Lisa will be good at Mario Kart, THEN Emily and Liz wouldn’t be dust collectors.
IF Kha forget his car in an empty parking lot, THEN girls are really boys in disguise.
IF we were happy and gay, THEN I would fart again.
IF Kimi keeps on whining, THEN all the guys would know “WHAT A GIRL WANTS.”
IF chi Nhi looks good in the dark, THEN Tommy, aka Ricky Martin, will shake his bon bon.
IF Trang Nguyen becomes a nun, THEN Lisa’s the best at Mario Kart.
IF Aussie came back, THEN the world would come to an end.
IF girls were cool, THEN everyone would be embarrassed.
IF you were any thinner, THEN Joey’s jokes aren’t funny.
Any questions or comments about Kent C.L.A.N., please email Hyan:
hyan@onebox.com
Questions or comments about the webpage, email Faith: faithfully@hotmail.com
(No revisions were made, these are the actual results. Some may not make sense to you, but it was humorous at the time of the event.)
IF Kimi is really a winner, THEN Kimi is a whiner and not a winner.
IF someone had informed Kimi about C.L.A.N. Café, THEN God needs to spend a little more time on you.
IF Emily stops “hitting” Owen, THEN Emily will be jumping for joy.
IF Hien learn to cook, THEN Pinkies will roam the earth.
IF I had a million dollars, THEN you’ll be adopted.
IF my feet were as big a your hand, THEN Trang Nguyen would spit water all over her face.
IF these wall could talk, THEN chi Nhi looks better in the dark.
IF Owen shows up tonight, THEN everyone would be as cool as Kimi.
IF Kimi’s mom is really your mama, THEN Lisa is the coolest person in the world.
IF the world ends today, THEN the world would be a better place.
IF everyone was as cool as Kimi, THEN boogers taste as good as cheesecake.
IF Trung gets to meet Britney Spears, THEN my boyfriend is using me to get to my dog.
IF Joey is really good looking, THEN chi Nhi will be really smart.
IF someone actually did their homework on this day so called the “Kent C.L.A.N. Cafe, THEN we’d be like the Jetson’s.
IF Kimi marries George Strait, THEN Joey’s jokes will actually be funny.
IF you look like a monkey, THEN Trang Nguyen and Vinh will get married.
IF chi Nhi was any smarter, THEN we all love Joey.
IF Freddie Prinze, Jr. started coming to this church, THEN Kimi wouldn’t be wasting her time.
IF Kent girls study all day, THEN chi Nhi will look like Pinky.
IF Emily and Liz give Chi Nhi their snowboard, THEN my heart will go on.
IF chi Nhi was as cool as anh An, THEN Trang1’s contacts will fall out.
IF Joey rulez at Mario Kart, THEN my nose needs a pickin’.
IF I farted out loud in the sermon, THEN I’d be rich.
IF Vinh comes back right now, THEN you’d disappear.
IF Tommy looked like Ricky Martin, THEN Jerome would be good looking.
IF your mama wasn’t your mama, THEN Britney Spears would put Trung in jail.
IF Lisa will be good at Mario Kart, THEN Emily and Liz wouldn’t be dust collectors.
IF Kha forget his car in an empty parking lot, THEN girls are really boys in disguise.
IF we were happy and gay, THEN I would fart again.
IF Kimi keeps on whining, THEN all the guys would know “WHAT A GIRL WANTS.”
IF chi Nhi looks good in the dark, THEN Tommy, aka Ricky Martin, will shake his bon bon.
IF Trang Nguyen becomes a nun, THEN Lisa’s the best at Mario Kart.
IF Aussie came back, THEN the world would come to an end.
IF girls were cool, THEN everyone would be embarrassed.
IF you were any thinner, THEN Joey’s jokes aren’t funny.
Any questions or comments about Kent C.L.A.N., please email Hyan:
hyan@onebox.com
Questions or comments about the webpage, email Faith: faithfully@hotmail.com
IF Kimi is really a winner, THEN Kimi is a whiner and not a winner.
IF someone had informed Kimi about C.L.A.N. Café, THEN God needs to spend a little more time on you.
IF Emily stops “hitting” Owen, THEN Emily will be jumping for joy.
IF Hien learn to cook, THEN Pinkies will roam the earth.
IF I had a million dollars, THEN you’ll be adopted.
IF my feet were as big a your hand, THEN Trang Nguyen would spit water all over her face.
IF these wall could talk, THEN chi Nhi looks better in the dark.
IF Owen shows up tonight, THEN everyone would be as cool as Kimi.
IF Kimi’s mom is really your mama, THEN Lisa is the coolest person in the world.
IF the world ends today, THEN the world would be a better place.
IF everyone was as cool as Kimi, THEN boogers taste as good as cheesecake.
IF Trung gets to meet Britney Spears, THEN my boyfriend is using me to get to my dog.
IF Joey is really good looking, THEN chi Nhi will be really smart.
IF someone actually did their homework on this day so called the “Kent C.L.A.N. Cafe, THEN we’d be like the Jetson’s.
IF Kimi marries George Strait, THEN Joey’s jokes will actually be funny.
IF you look like a monkey, THEN Trang Nguyen and Vinh will get married.
IF chi Nhi was any smarter, THEN we all love Joey.
IF Freddie Prinze, Jr. started coming to this church, THEN Kimi wouldn’t be wasting her time.
IF Kent girls study all day, THEN chi Nhi will look like Pinky.
IF Emily and Liz give Chi Nhi their snowboard, THEN my heart will go on.
IF chi Nhi was as cool as anh An, THEN Trang1’s contacts will fall out.
IF Joey rulez at Mario Kart, THEN my nose needs a pickin’.
IF I farted out loud in the sermon, THEN I’d be rich.
IF Vinh comes back right now, THEN you’d disappear.
IF Tommy looked like Ricky Martin, THEN Jerome would be good looking.
IF your mama wasn’t your mama, THEN Britney Spears would put Trung in jail.
IF Lisa will be good at Mario Kart, THEN Emily and Liz wouldn’t be dust collectors.
IF Kha forget his car in an empty parking lot, THEN girls are really boys in disguise.
IF we were happy and gay, THEN I would fart again.
IF Kimi keeps on whining, THEN all the guys would know “WHAT A GIRL WANTS.”
IF chi Nhi looks good in the dark, THEN Tommy, aka Ricky Martin, will shake his bon bon.
IF Trang Nguyen becomes a nun, THEN Lisa’s the best at Mario Kart.
IF Aussie came back, THEN the world would come to an end.
IF girls were cool, THEN everyone would be embarrassed.
IF you were any thinner, THEN Joey’s jokes aren’t funny.
Questions or comments about the webpage, email Faith: faithfully@hotmail.com