| Change Sucks “Honey, I know it gives it a lot of character, but why is my ring tarnished?” “ ‘Why is your ring tarnished’?! Do you know what I went through to give it to you??!” She leaned in real close. “No, tell me.” “I went to the jewelry store to pick it up and right when I exited to come home to give it to you a mugger showed up and demanded that I give it to him or get shot. The Darkwing Duck shows up out of nowhere and kicks his butt, then comes after me!! “I ran more than a block down the street and hopped over a fence to hide only to be attacked by Dobermans and Rottweilers so I leapt over the fence again and landed in a pile of garbage bags and can, causing to scare a cat and it yelled in my ear, kissed at me and jumped on me and ran off, only to figure out that I was on it’s tail and it turned around and scratched at me until I got off. And then…..Oh what happened then? Oh yeah!! And then Quackerjack, not recognizing me out of costume shoots at me, trying to rob me of your ring as well, fires his gun at me and I barely dodge the bullets. Dipwing shows up, once again, and he and Quacky have a showdown, with ME in the middle!! I peel outta there real quick, only to get hit by a canister from Darkwing. Only THEN does he realize I’m there and he comes after me again when Quacky got away. “I sharply turn the corner, only to bounce offa fat guy. Now HE’S after me. Luckily, I dive into an open window only to find a lady screaming her head off. I don’t know why! She was fully dressed and everything!! SO I race out of there while she’s throwing everything at me, only to fall on the sidewalk, down the stares.” “Ouch!! That’s gotta hurt!” “Yeah. But that’s not even half of it!!” So, as I got up and brush myself off, Negaduck, of all people, puts a gun to my back. I turn around and he doesn’t even recognize me!!” “Must be your new looks dearest,” “Must be! Well, I smack his rifle away and take off right away only to plummet down a manhole and coming face to face with a crockadile and Jambalaya Jake!! I jump outta there faster then Quacky on a pogo stick!!” “So, then what happened?” “Well, I ran the rest of the way home getting hit on the head by on old lady with an umbrella. She was fast with her cane!! She eventually broke her umbrella from my head and said she was going to sue me!!!!” “What did you do to her??!” “That’s the thing! I’ve got NO clue! Maybe it was because I tripped over her…” “Oh my poor sweetie!! Come here!” Ha lays his head on her shoulder and they hug. “Y’ know, Elle,” he starts. “I think life was easier when I was Megavolt.” The End |