Kilthalia
St. Canard. One of the most troubled cities. Our scene takes place in Negaduck’s hideout in Darkwing’s dimension, watching TV. “<And on other news tonight, the ancient remains of a long lost ancestor was found today that just happened to be related to Marx Hindel>” The TV explodes and we see Negaduck gripping a gun, royally pissed. “I can’t believe it! Every damned important person is related to someone in history! What about me!!?? Huh!!?? I have to have some ancient relative er something!!”
Gosalyn walks into the room with a newspaper. “Dad, sir? I found an article here that might help…” she says quietly.
He snatched it away with a sneer. He finds an article about a time machine that S.H.U.S.H. has. Negaduck chuckled deeply, evilly. Gosalyn walks out of the room. “This could be helpful,” he says. She returns with his hat. He takes it and walks to the door.
“Can I come Please?”
“Hell NO!!”
Gosalyn cowers.
“You’ll get in the way like you ALWAYS do! Stay here and cause havoc er something!” He slammed the door shut after him. As Negs walks to his motorcycle he grumbles to himself, “I’d better make a stop off at the library to see if the trip is worth it.” And with that he zooms off, leaving a cloud of pollution behind him.
After breaking about five traffic laws countless times, and a few hit and runs he reaches the library. “OUTTA MY WAY!!” he growls at the people at the double doors. He takes out a missile launcher and they immediately obey.
Once he entered, he stomped over to the historical record section. As he looked up some records he would constantly get frustrated because it all led to dead ends. Negaduck turned to the last possible book and still he couldn’t find anything. He slammed the book down on the spine and turned away, frustrated. Ghostly, it opened and filed to a page with a picture on it. Negaduck slowly turned back to the book and looked at the picture. It was him… Or at least someone whom looked like him. He excitedly thought, or maybe I look like the guy in this picture…
The caption read, “King Drake of England 1343. Ah…” Negaduck said deeply, rubbing his chin. He’s going on a little trip.
Negaduck rushed over to SHUSH, disguised as Darkwing. He enters the building, ignoring everyone who tries to talk to him. He merely concentrates getting to the time machine. He came upon the storage room where the machine was and found the door locked. Negs doesn’t want to look suspicious picking the lock, so he looks for another way in. he looks up and sees a vent. He grins and chuckles to himself.
Making sure that no one was around, he popped the vent off and got a grappling hook up there then climbed up. Once inside he replaced the vent cover.
Crawling through the shaft, he comes upon another vent cover. He peers through it and spots the time machine. He kicks the cover off and drops down into the room. No one was in there, so it was safe. And SUSH think they’re so invincible that there are no cameras in the room!
He walks over to the golf cart time machine and gets in. Negs growls to himself, “Ok, now how do you operate this junk bucket?”
“There wasn’t much to the contraption. Just a steering wheel with the ignition and gear shifts, some buttons and dials and a few leavers. A stereo with a cassette tape. Well, at least it LOOKED like a cassette tape!
“Idiots forgot to take the keys.” He starts the engine and presses a button. Almost instantly, the machine whisked him off into the past.
The next thing Negaduck knew he can see the horizon and lots of trees. The ground moved. Negaduck landed on the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex!! “Whoops! Gotta work on the landings there!” he pushed some more buttons and time changed. He lands somewhere, or rather, some when else.
“Good. No damned wild animals, this time.” He gets out, looks around and changed into his proper costume. “Alright…What’s up here,” Negs hides the time machine in time for people not to notice him.
He starts his way on the beaten path. “There really isn’t much around, but trees and some scattered 14th century homes, windmills and waterwheels. “Ok, I admit. This isn’t one of my better plans…”
“What do you plan?” asks a British scented feminine voice. Negaduck spins around to find a gorgeous longhaired woman.
“It’s none of you business!” he snapped.
“The why talk to thyself, if people can overhear you?”
He scowls at her, defensively. She smiles and says, “May I walk along side you?”
“No!” and he turns and continues on his way.
She follows and says, “Thy good sir is a stranger to these lands and might need my guidance,”
“No I don’t!! Go away and leave me alone before something bad happens to you, girly!”
She stops in her tracks
“Good now if you know what’s good for you, you’ll not tell anyone about me!”
She pouts.
Negaduck continued walking, but once again, she came up to him. “Where are thou headest?”
He stops again, really getting annoyed. But then he realized, he didn’t know where he was going… “I’m going to go see the King!! And why ARE you walking with me!!??”
“But….you are the King. Is his highness not feeling well? His highness is waling alone and in odd cloths with a peculiar accent,”
“I AM NOT THE KING!!!”
“Oh, but his highness is not well, you are delusional now!”
“Ooh! Here’s an idea…I’m his long lost brother?”
“I see!”
Just then a royal coach drove up, five white horses pulling it. A good look alike for The Liquidator poked his head out as the carriage stopped. The dog said, “Why you look like his royal highness!”
“Well, I’m NOT!”
“Come, come, you two, we shall see what King Drake has to say about this find!” The person riding at the back of the carriage hopped down and rushed to open the door for them. Negaduck and the woman got in and the boy shut the door and hopped back on the back and the driver got the horses started.
Inside, the dog said, “I am Sir Budamier,” he said looking though his single eyepiece. “You could not possibly the king, for I was just there and that twas three miles away. You couldn’t change and run here faster than the horses.”
“Brilliant…” Negaduck grumbled.
“And what is your name, my dear?”
“Elizabeth,”
“Ah, a beautiful name for a beautiful woman,” he kissed her hand, gentlemanly.
There rode in that carriage for what seemed like forever, but eventually they reached the castle, an impressive display of wealth. Sir Budamier led them into the castle from the courtyard and to a large room on the second story then went to fetch the king. During the time Buddy there was gone, Negs he started looking for stuff he could swipe, but put them down.
“Are you looking for something?” Elizabeth asked Negaduck.
“Yeah,” he said, looking at some porselin statues.
“What are you looking for?” she said, walking towards him
“None of your business, nosey!” He then stopped a jewelry box, which, alone was worth big bucks. Just imagine what it was holding! He opened it for a peek when Sir Budamier walked in and announced, “presenting, his royal majesty, the king of kings, the wise, and wealthy, King Drake,”
In walks a very elegantly dressed almost identical duck, to Negs. “You do look just like me,” the king said with a proper English accent. “How interesting,”
“I know why,”
“Why?”
“Can we speak in private?”
“Of course,”
Budamier led Elizabeth out of the room for something to eat and the ducks sat to talk.
“Now, why is it you look like me?” the king asked.
“I come from the future.” He let that sink in. “I am your descendant,”
“Didn’t change much, did my genes?”
“Looks like not,”
“What do you do that requires the likes of this style?”
“I’m…” could he tell his great, great ancestry that he was a thief, a murderer and a scoundrel?! “I’m trouble,”
“Ah. Do you rule as well?”
“Yes. I have the world under my thumb.”
“The world! Did your father’s before you conquer it?”
“Nope. I did.”
“Grand. What’s thy name?”
“N,” could he tell King Drake that as well? “I am called Negaduck. But, you and I have the same first name,”
“You couldn’t possibly be just the second Drake!”
“I don’t know. The history books have neglected to mention our family after you,”
“Oh no,”
“I can’t really believe that I’ve descended from a KING!”
“Why?”
“Elsewhere, in another time, I am Publish Enemy number…1” Negaduck lied.
“Oh, a menace, I see. No, I beg your pardon. You are attempting to conquer this other place as well,”
“Right you are!”
“Hmm…”