Water Go!

Lonely.  So lonely.  Everyone else has got someone, and most of them have kids.  What do I have?  Nothing.  Not even confidence anymore.  I’ll never find someone to love and who will love me back. Who could ever love a watery villain?

“I’m sick and tired of your bitching!  Shut up and go away!!  I don’t need you anymore!!”
She ran out of the hideout and all the way to her apartment.  With no strength to keep going, depleated from her crying and her trip, Baby Schwanson plopped down on her front steps and cried.  And she sat there and cried til dawn.

Notorius Public Enemy Number 5, member of the Fearsome Five, The Liquidator, walks along the streets of St. Canard and hears someone’s crying.  Curious he goes to check it out.
Upon rounding the corner, he saw across the way a young lady crying her eyes out.  She was a long haired blonde wearing a mini skirt and a cute pink sweater.  With concern, the watery villain went up to her and laid a hand on her thin shoulder.  “Are you alright?”
Between gasps she said, “No!”  She continued to sob.
“Is there anything I can do to help?  What happened?”
“M, my boyfriend broke up with me!!!”
“Aw!  That bastard doesn’t realize what he’s missing out on!!”
“Y, you know him!”
“I do??”
“He’s Quackerjack!”
“Oh…  Well that makes him even more of an idiot for leaving you!!  You poor thing, you’re cold and tired!  Why don’t I help you?  Where do you live?”
“Right here,”  She thumbed to the door behind her, up the stares.
“Oh…  How convienent!  Come, lets get you inside and warmed up and fed.  Dry those eyes cause I’m your surprise!  I’ll take care of you!”
“Aw!  How sweet!  Thank you!!”
He picked her up and they proceeded indoors.

Upon throwing a tantrum, and his things, Quackerjack thought about how ever increasingly annoying Baby really was!  How could he have been so blind as not to see her stupidity!!  Maybe it was because she was attractive and child-like, kinda like him.  But there was a brilliance to his madness and she was just plain…dumb!!  “Blonde bimbo, how can people survive in this world like that?!” he said as he threw a toy robot clown to the wall, which promptly was smashed.  He looked around to see everything she ever suggested to him, smashed to bits.  Well, there was only one thing to do now, clean it up and start from scratch.  “With these spare parts I’ll make myself a girlfriend!!”  he thought a moment.  “Eh, it might be as successful as Reggie’s six attempts, but, hey if it goes wrong, I’ll smash her to pieces and make other things!”