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			for years now scientist all over the world have asked the same question, is there life on other planets? well that question is asked no more!  in the farthest reaches of the galaxy cangirog, there lies the tiny, insignificant planet of  NARNIA. this small planet  homes more than 250 incompetent narnians, some of which, have been sent to earth to devote their lives to learning the ways of the human race. why you ask? no one can be too sure. some believe they want to one day take over earth and rule our world and theres. others believe that they simply want to form an alliance with the human race.  personally, after having a chance encounter with an actual living breathing narnian(whos name i will not reveal) i learned that narnians do in fact wish to take over the world...do they have the intelligece to do so? as of this time that anser is no.
	i was able to have a sit down chat with the extra terrestrial whom in the interview will be known as "jooooana"...here is what the authentic narnia born extraterrestrial had to say... kim is tubby: question number one: when did you come to earth from narnia? jooooana: I was born into this universe on October 20, 1985 kim is tubby: interesting...we all know your human name is amy martinez, but what do they call you on your home planet? jooooana: Our language is science. So we are identified by equations. My equation is 178234x+234a=b kim is tubby: ok next question... how long is the flight from earth to narnia? jooooana: In Earth's time it is fifty years. kim is tubby: interesting..very interesting. now tell me, how many moons does narnia have? jooooana: We have the amount of 0 moons. We have no sun. We have no day and no night. We never sleep kim is tubby: so tell me, what exactly are you doing on earth so far away from home? jooooana: Well actually im not far away from home. In my planet im really only minutes away from it. Right now I am just recording habits of the humans. This data will help lead to bigger plans. kim is tubby: and what kinds of plans are you speaking of? jooooana: Im not human. Human is a synanim for genaric product of knowledge. So, when I say "I am not human.", I am saying I will not answer that question. kim is tubby: do you have any comments to make about the incriminating pictures taken of you inserting lasers into the brains of unsuspecting humans, in the weekly edition of UFOs uncovered? jooooana: That makes me laugh. What you have "incountered" arnt "aliens" kim is tubby: then what might i ask are they? jooooana: They are another type of species living on your planet that you will discover in a century. kim is tubby: is that a threat? jooooana: No it is just another type of species that is harmless, living on your planet. Here let me put it into terms. It is another type of animal. kim is tubby: well i thank you for having this interview, and i wish you the best of luck in the future 178234x+234a=b jooooana: You are welcome. But call me Amy.