Age-- 24.7987345 years old

Weight--Is it really that important?

Height-- 5'6".

Profession-- Waitress and struggling college student

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Favourites

Favourite movie-- Bridget Jones's Diary. It parallels my own life to a scary degree. Plus, it's funny. Mouline Rouge is a close second because it's eye candy with some excellent songs.

Favourite type of music-- Pretty much anything except country. Sometimes I'm into goth music, courtesy of my friend Chad who got me hooked. I like classical when I'm drawing or painting. Bouncey, upbeat pop is what i listen to when I'm running or lifting.

Favourite pastimes-- Hands down, sleeping and video games. Any of the Final Fantasy, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, or Halo series.

Favourite food-- Rare steak, nachos, potatoes, olives, and a crisp salad.

Favourite drinks-- Diet sodas are at the top of list, followed closely by Skyy vodka and Cranberry juice. Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat. Raspberry Stoli and Seven.

Favourite flower-- White roses are my absolute favourite, because they seem so perfect, and beautiful. I love orchids, and sunflowers. Calla lillies are nice too, but they're super-expensive, and die too easily.

Favourite animal-- I adore cats. They're soft, and if you get the right one, they like to be held too. :) I've got two of the little darlings myself. They're both Scorpio's, being littermates, and enjoy eating, sleeping, and tearing shit up. They've done the blinds. They've shredded the couch. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a thousand times.....

Most memorable moment?

December 15, 2001. Quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever done, up until now. I got to sing with my friend Seth's band, at a Christmas party for a local hospital. Now, Seth's band does not suck, not by any stretch. When they asked me to sing with them, it was a shock. I don't have the best singing voice on earth, though I can really tear shit up if you get me in the right register. So, there I was, Rolling Rock in hand, little black pants with a blue sequined tube top, singing my ass off. It was hot, I was sweating, and I heard guys whistling in the audience. Then people got up and danced! Fuck yeah!