I'm sorry, but I'm convinced that Whitney Houston is a total crack whore. That woman is just whack, and I've lost all respect for her no matter WHAT kinda voice the beeyatch has. First of all, and detrimental to this ALL, is that she is NOT a ghetto-bitch like she tries to come off as. I'm sorry. And these days she's all-out ghetto, like she wasn't taught any better. Signs of lack-of-class, which is a travesty because I know that her parents are very classy people. Boo on her. Secondly, she is a freak-ass for being married to Bobby "DUMB" Brown. Hello - his New Edition days did NOT help to boslter his solo career, OBVIOUSLY. And while he's ghetto, he's just flat-out TRIFE. I mean, I give him and Whitney PROPS for sticking with each other through thick and thin, but dayam. Let's get real. While marriage IS a sacred thing, and working on it to last is quite admirable, their marriage is just a JOKE. He obviously needs her, because without her he ain't got JACK. And she obviously needs him to support her freakin' habits. SICK, I tell you.The latest ramblings say that Bobby Brown and Whitney were pulled-over somewhere, and her intoxicated ass was all up in the cop's face shakin' her finger at him and calling him a "bitch." On the contrary, Bobby was being "professional and calm" about the whole deal. But Whitney was being whack. She has sunk to an all time low. The woman is trife, and she's TRYING to re-invent herself, but obviously that isn't working. So while she's busy being a wife to ghetto-fab, and being a mother to their poor daughter, she's being a bitch to her DAMN self. Sorry, Whit. You're one moment in time has passed, and you obviously haven't found the greatest love of all. Someone get this cracked-out sista into rehab, please!!
FRIDAY RAMBLINGS. 15-Aug-2003
Speaking of ads - I peeped another one of jLO's LV ads. Interesting. She actually looks hot. Christina Aguilera looks pretty good in her Versace ads, too. I've noticed, too, that Amber Valleta has been the face for those David Yurman ads for a LONG time now, almost like how Christy Turlington was the face for Eternity for a long time, too. AND THEN - GAP has this awesome multi-page spread in Vanity Fair with the likes of Lucy Liu, Helena Christiansen, Stella Tennant, and Mekhi Pfeifer sportin' the GAP "look." Advertising is an AWESOME industry. I should consider looking for a job in advertising, eh?!
OH, VANESSA. 13-Aug-2003
Vanessa Semrow, the outgoing Miss TEEN USA from Wisconsin, looked hot in her first dress, but when she crowned Miss Oregon she was lookin' HURT. Anyway. The girl has certainly matured... No longer is she cutesy and bubbly, but she's more professional and very convicted with her beliefs and statements. Looks like the pageant was a total growing experience for her...as it was for Vanessa Minillo. And "grow-up" did she. Man, she's freakin' HOT. *Whew* I need to stop thinking about her... I have work to do, right?! LOL...
REALITY TV ADDICTION. 5-Aug-2003
The guys are straight-chillin, which is cool. But I don't see why they were giving Keith a hard time for knockin' off Zach. I'm sorry, but Keith is just playin' the game... that's all.
I can't believe I'm even writing about this. What has my life come to?
J.LO --- OH BOO. 4-Aug-2003
Word to the wise, J.Ho --- chill the f*ck out. Hold the f*ck up. You need to slow yo' roll, boo. SLOW IT DOWN. Yo' booty ain't THAT big, now. Don't spread yourself too thin. I'm sorry. J.Lo needs a long vacation. Send that beeyatch to Siberia for some R&R.
FAAAAAAMMMMME! 1-Aug-2003
Performing is such a part of my life that it makes me really happy to see other's following their dreams, esp. Asian Americans. Harlemm Lee---represent, man! Seriously, this guy should blow Clay and Ruben outta the water. While Clay and Ruben may have the vocal chops, they seriously canNOT dance worth ish. C'mon now - besides lookin' like Howdy-Doody, what else can Clay do. I am definitely not a fan. Ewww, Clay! Ewww! And Ruben?! I'm sorry... I know that you can sing, and I wanted you to win out of all those finalists, but dude... your video and song SUCKS. It's so lame that it makes me want to kill myself everytime I hear the song or see the video.
But let's see what Harlemm will bring to the table... Bring it, man!! Dude has all these prizes including a management deal with Johnny Wright (who was also a panelist on the show). One of Wright's clients, who include Justin Timberlake, Jermaine Dupri and P. Diddy, will produce a Lee single which will be released on Wire Records. He'll also have a role in the upcoming Broadway version of "Fame," a $100,000 spokesperson contract with Wilhelmina Artist Management, a year of free accommodations at Los Angeles' W Hotel (W hotels are so HOT) and one-year of training at the dance academy run by Debbie Allen. Hmmm... I hope it's promising. As long as he doesn't have that "American Idol" title tucked to his name, I think he has a better chance. AHAHAHA...
See this dude right here? Now that's Chris Oprysk - one of the many male models in that place we call "New York City." I'm really surprised to have come upon this pic of him, only because I'm used to seeing him as ghetto. Hey, he's from NYC! But in this pic, he looks really fratboy-ish. It's almost scary. I don't even know why I'm writing about this, but it's just one of those things that I find WEIRD yet AMAZING at the same time. The art/fashion world is just so weird/amazing. They can make you look like one thing one day, then something else on another. It's almost inspiring, actually. I'm one of those who likes to sorta "re-invent" himself through style. Just thought that it was kinda cool to see this different side of Chris O. And the majority of you probably don't even know who the hell he is, so it's like time to move on the next subject. AHAH! C'mon, you don't know?! He's graced the cat-walk for Sean John, Pelle Pelle, and Avirex. Now if that's not ghetto for you, then what is?! I think that this pic was done as a promo for one of the Zegna lines. Not too sure. But yeah - Chris O. was the guy who did one of the GUESS? ad campaigns a few years ago with the ever-so-hot Adrianna Lima. Those Brazilian models man... VERY hot. Giselle, Adrianna... *ahhh*
This tiny lil pic is of mah gurl, Brittany Murphy. OK, so I think that she's finally getting the chance to shine. I still remember her from her days on The Torkelson's. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW ABOUT THAT LAME-ASS SHOW, but I do (hey, i used to frequent the Disney Channel back in the day! ahahah...). Then when she was on Clueless, I was expecting her to blow-up right there alongside Alicia Silverstone. But that's all in the past. Some are just late-bloomers. But I've always admired the acting abilities of Brittany Murphy. She always has those weird-ass roles, like her role in Freeway w/Reese Witherspoon among others. But she's beginning to come into her own. She has that new movie out today about being the daughter of a rock-star who's gone BROKE-ASS. Looks like a total chick-flick choc-full-o-DRAMA, but looks like a good role for her. And did you know that she's been working on a CD?! Everyone I talk to doesn't believe that the girl can sing?! But man, she has the chops. I remember an episode of The Torkelson's where she had to sing for something, and when she did my jaw dropped. I'm a stickler for ladies with amazing voices - esp. if they're white girls who can sing like a SISTA. Well, that would include Christina Aguilera, Jordan Hill, and Jessica Simpson. Add Brittany Murphy to that list, you guys. SERIOUSLY (notice that Britney Spears is NOT on this list... EMMM!). The girl can SING. C'mon now: "rollin' wit da homies!" You could even tell that she could sing from that little blurb on Clueless, or when she sang along with the Mentos commercial. Yes, you guys, Brittany Murphy can sing. She's blowin' up, ya'll. Can't wait to see where this girl will go.
Vanessa Minillo. If you haven't heard the name, then where the hell have you been? As you can tell from her photo, she's the former Miss TEEN USA from South Carolina, taking the title in 1998. Her mom's Filipino, and her father is Italian/Irish. And the girl is HOTTTTTT! I first saw her hotness (as opposed to her lil'-girl-next-door-ness) in Stuff Magazine. She had a lil' picture in there - scantily clad and lookin' FOINE. Then she was one of the hotties vying to be the new Wild On! TV hostess... She didn't win that job, but she can now be seen on a new MTV show - I forget the name of it. But yeah - following in the footsteps of another former Miss TEEN USA, Kelly Hu (of Hawaii), Vanessa Minillo is gonna be one hot woman to reckon with. She was one of the final judges during last night's broadcast of the 2003 Miss TEEN USA pageant held in Palm Springs, CA. BTW, Miss Oregon won that one. She was aight. Actually, she gave the best answer during the mind-jellofying Q&A portion. Her answer was FLAWLESS. She may not have been the prettiest of the bunch, but she sure came off as a "teen" --- innocent, full of life, yet unassuming... She may need some dental work, but that's all on her. I'm sure that the Miss Universe Orgnaization will hook that sista up.
I know that I told myself that I would NOT get involved with these damn reality tv shows anymore. American Idol would be the ultimate end of it all, or so I thought. I'm beginning to find myself GLUED to the television to watch Paradise Hotel. It's stupid, but interesting at the same time...but what game shows aren't these days?! There's so much dumb drama that it makes you want to watch. I mean, these people cry and stuff over some EMBARRASSING things. They're so pressed for money. The sad part is that I'm all into it now. You know who I hate the MOST?! That beeyatch, AMY. She looks like a retarded Melissa Joan Hart (i may have mentioned that in my blog). She tries to be all freakin' dramatic and bitchy at the same time. But in reality, she's just WHACK. She's short, with a fat ass, and is UGLY. So yeah. Someone needs to totally kick that whore off the show. I thought that Charla was going to do it last night, but she had to go for Toni. Toni was a bitch, too, but not a total one. She was all protective of Amy. Goodness. How lame was that? Amy will SO need to be kicked off like SOON. REAL soon.
Poor girl. This woman is just always at the top of all the scandals, or being caught doing some flat-out stupid sh*t. So everyone now knows that J.Lo's soon-to-be-hubby-maybe was supposedly caught with strippers, and the photo was totally all over The Inquirer - NOT exactly the most reliable source for entertainment news. But still. (i'm having "how to lose a guy in 10 days" flashbacks - carly simon is on the radio... "you're so vain! i bet you think this song is about you... you're so VAIN!!!!") So yeah. I heard on the radio that J.Lo was filming in Canada, and she was so pissed-off about Ben's SEXcapades that she left the studio. Then she was seen a few nights later throwing her ring against a wall?! Then she was out with girlfriends telling them that she's "single." PLEASE. Actually, it wouldn't come as no surprise if things did NOT work out with them. I mean, look at P. Diddy and Chris Judd... While P. Diddy is doing his thang with the stupidest version of "Making the Band" ever (at least he's doing something, eh?!), and while Chris Judd is throwing phat parties at White Lotus in Hollywood, J.Lo is making dumb movies (ahem, "Gigli") and getting herself in DUMB situations with the media.
All I gotta say is "GO HARLEMM!!" Asians represent, forreal! So Harlemm Lee is THE triple-threat that Debbie Allen was searching for through her reality TV series - FAME. It was going to be a tough call, but he edged-out Shannon Bex of Portland, OR. SO yeah! Harlemm---the Detroit native, now living in Hollywood. He actually takes dance classes at the same studio that Lesley goes to in LA. She tells me that everyone loves this guy there because of his energy, and it shows. Jigga is straight-up 36-years-old! Now that's some serious inspiration right there. Makes me wanna dust-off my dancing shoes, and see that vocal coach as I'd been planning to. I am in AWE.