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AY-AY, CAP'N!  19-Dec-2003  This is just a quick ode to the Cap'n. I love Cap'n Crunch because his cereal is THE BOMB. I don't really see his commercials anymore, and that totally saddens me. I really love Crunch Berries. But anyway. Christmas Crunch is great...


Christmas Crunch is wonderful, and I love it... YUM-YUM-YUM...!!

RUDOLPH THE BLUE-LINE REINDEER.  18-Dec-2003  I've been slacking on the news bits for December, I know. Hey, I'm a busy guy. Busy guys can sit in front of their PCs forever, you know. LOL. But yeah, so I totally came across this ditty, and thought it comical enough to be news-worthy. Metrorail authorities caught wind of video surveillance tapes from their blue line rail station at Addison Road-Seat Pleasant, and found coverage of a deer walking through the mezzanine and down an escalator. Supposedly, the deer then ran through the tracks, missing the electrified 3rd track, and headed towards the nearby patch of woods. AHAHAHA!! TOO funny. This newsbit is reported by The Associate Press, and can be accessed through TWOP's Website: http://www.wtop.com

Now I'm not sure if this is a hoax or not. The photo is hilarious, though. But if you look at it, it almost looks fake. Fake and scary. For some reason, I'm reminded of The Ring when I see this photo of the deer cruisin' through the metro station. AHAHAH!

One thing's for sure... You best watch out, even in those metro stations. Deer are our friends, though, so no worries... None at ALL. CHEERS!