KINABUKASAN SOCIETY

Towards Unity and Service

Men Never Listen

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir, she said, "You may use
the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm
water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.  What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving
pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A
nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?"
he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last
button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your thing is under your pillow."

Contributed by Noel Macatangay

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