KINABUKASAN SOCIETY

Towards Unity and Service

Modern Definitions

  FATHER is A banker provided by nature.

RUMOUR is News that travels at the speed of sound.

CRIMINAL is A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught.

WORRY is Interest paid on trouble before it falls due .

BOSS is Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

PHILOSOPHER is a fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

ADULT is a person who has stopped growing at both ends and start
growing in the middle.

TEARS is The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

MIDDLE AGE is When a man starts switching off the bedroom lights
early, not for romantic, but for economic reasons.

YAWN is The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

EXPERIENCE is the name men give to their mistakes.

ETC. is a sign used to make others believe that you know more than
that you really do.

ATOMIC BOMB is An invention to end all inventions.

DOCTOR is A person who kills your ills by pills, & kills you with his bills.

Contributed by: Khizar Hayat

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