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The Scholars Have Long Debated

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and
nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological
meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on
this subject. One by one, they offered their
evidence.............

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS
WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a
bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for him to do.

Contributed by Fr. Jesus Emmanuel (Chulie) G. Obias

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