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You know you're crazy with Eliza when...
1. You wouldn't miss any Buffy and Angel episodes w/ Faith's on it.
2. If you did miss it, you would go crazy hunting for the ep everywhere.
3. You feel terribly down because you missed the episode.
4.You practically record all Faith's episodes.
5. After watching the recorded episode, you're all set to watch it again.
6. You look forward for another day to watch the same episode.
7. Five by five is your way of life.
8. You subscribe to almost all Eliza's mailing lists.
9. Eliza's message board and/or website has been your second family.
10. It makes you smile when your friends would call you a "Slayer" even it literally means a "Killer."
11. You have thoughts of changing your name on the birth certificate to either Eliza or Faith.
12. You would go nuts learning about Eliza's lovelife.
13. If you’re a guy, you wanted Eliza to be your girlfriend.
14. If you're a girl, you wanted to be like Eliza.
15. You unconsciously mimick all Eliza's way.
16. You would introduce Eliza to all your friends.
17. Your friends have been immuned w/ Eliza's craze.
18. You would love talking to your friends about Eliza over and over again that sometimes it annoys them [lol].
19. Your friends wouldn't have hard time looking for a gift, because they realistically know what you want [duh].
20. You would invite your friends to your place to watch "Bring It On" [the thing you have watched a million times] and/or other Eliza's movie.
21. You have board and room from "That Night" to "City By The Sea." And the rest of her movies to come.
22. You have scored your way to all her TV appearances and mall tours.
23. You have a scrapbook of Eliza Dushku.
24. You've been wanting to write Eliza.
25. You finally sent a letter.
26. You enjoy every visit of the mailman, thinking, Eliza has already responded.
27. You wouldn't mind buying expensive magazines just to read "dwarf" article about Eliza.
28. You have collected all the magazines about Eliza. Almost.
29. You even went your way to any Eliza's premier to have her autograph and picture.
30. You get jealous w/ other Eliza fans coz they have close encounter w/ our dear Dushku.
31. Eliza's pic has been your pc's wallpaper.
32. You want to start a website of your own. [Which I enthusiastically did].
33. You have memorized all the cheers in Bring It On.
34. You're still thinking if Toros would win over Clover.
35. You have two discs or more for each of her movie. Safe enough for the scratching.
36. You would sneak during break time to surf the net.
37. On weekend, you would rather be on the net than to go out w/ friends.
38. It breaks your heart to see Faith fell from the roof.
39. You would buy multi-colored diskettes to identify the files right away from Eliza's pic to her articles.
40. Your room looks more of a library. Compilation of BTVS books, tapes, CDs and DVDs.
41. Everytime you watch a movie where there's a brunette actor ,who is not Eliza, trying so hard to play a tough badass girl your brain is screaming 'that part should go to Eliza!'
42. When you watch one of those rank shows for Hollywood women and Eliza's not on there, you write letter to the company and complain!
43. You're seriously considering giving away all your hard-earned money to the peace corps.
44. When you have your caffeine fix at starbucks, you give the name Dushku even if it's such a strange name you'll have to pronounce it over and over for the counter, and you'll end up scribbling the name on the cup yourself.
45. You shamelessly brag to everyone that you have peed standing up and you're female.Tsk.
46. When people ask how you are, you say you're "five by five" knowing full well you'll have to explain what the hell that means.
47. Five by five, livin' large, check you out, becomes part of your vocabulary.
48. You scream "son-of-a-bi*** it's my lucky day" across the room for no reason.
49. You have the urge to "patrol" in the middle of the night.
50. You want to send Raven [of Soul Survivors]hate mail.
51. Your sound/messenger alerts are Faith wavs.
52. You start taking interest in Mormons.
53. You desperately want to go to Boston.
54. You chain-smoke, drink gallons of ice cold drinks and soak under the rain hoping to catch colds in order to get that "raspy voice" eliza has.
55. You have a crazy desire to visit Albania.
56. You even want to adopt an Albanian kid and name her Eliza :)
(trust me, I've
thought about
this- Piper).
57. You try to start wearing the same clothes as Eliza or Faith.
58. You search the net for any information on Nate Dushku or Robert De Niro or
anyone remotely related to Eliza.
59.You start drinking Red Bull (Krating Daeng?) energy drinks coz you see Eliza holding one in a picture.
60.You start to wear Christmas ornaments as a fashion statement (I'm sorry, but really, what was she wearing in that All the Queens Men premier?-Storm)
61.You wanted to learn how to do the flips so bad, even though you know that Eliza didn't really do her flips in Bring It On
62.You joined your school's cheerleading squad and when asked to do a cheer sample, you say," I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastic team, this is a last resort," even if you know nothing about gymnastics what so ever.
63.You and a bunch of friends decided to go to a rave that's held in a deserted old church, even if there are scary masked people stalking blondes, and one of your friend appears to be a blonde. When asked the logic of your thinking by your blonde friend, you say,"Don't worry, B, I'll protect ya, Slayer strength and all."
64. You start reading books just because eliza may have mentioned it.
65. You'd seriously turn down a million dollars to spend a day with the Dush.
66. You'll marry anyone with the name Dushku so that you can tell Eliza that you're related.
67. You get really jealous of Eliza's boyfriend/s.
68. You feel depress when Eliza's movies have been finished because
you want to see more of her.
69.You now have 2 gigs of Dushku material on your hard drive.
70.Everytime you turn on your computer, you can't decide which Eliza pic is gonna be on your desktop for the day (it has become a daily battle.)
71. You start having staring competitions with your Eliza wallpapers.
72. People start saying you look like Eliza now. And you totally suck up to it even though that's what they said about Jolie and Alanis before that anyway (when they were still your obssessions.)
73.Your life consists of two periods: the Dushku period and the pre-Dushku period.
74.Your friends give you a knife similar to faith's as early christmas present.
75.Your friends call you Dush.
76. your friends download btvs episodes for you.
77. You begin to love your friends!
78. When taking a word association test, when presented the word 'faith', your automatic response is 'leather'
79. When taking a rorschach inkblot test, when presented any pattern you would say, 'the Jackal' (Faith's knife), or '(Faith's) tribal tattoo' or '(Faith's) blood on Buffy's bedsheet'.
80. After taking the rorschach inkblot test from above, when asked who this Faith person is, your immediate response is 'my best friend'.
81. When watching Anti-Trust, you could've sworn that the guy playing Ryan Phillipe's character's friend was Eliza in really really short hair (actually, that was Nate, for those uninformed ones)
82. You try to learn how to ride a mechanical bull, even though you are known to be a total klutz, just so you can say you have one more thing in common with Eliza.
83. You'd simply go
into mourning if
her character
ever died in a
movie or tv show.
84. When you listen
to a song with
the word "faith" in
it, who else is the
first person you
think of?
85. You kick yourself
in the ass every-
day for missing
the one
opportunity you
had to get her
autograph ( I
know I still am !!!)
86. Your heart stops
every time you
see Eliza in a
commercial or find
out something
new about her or
her upcoming
movies and yor
about to burst in
a happy
explosion 'cause
your soooooo
excited to hear
about it.
87. The only reason
you go on the
internet everyday
is to check if your
favorite fan sites
(like this one)
have posted
something new
about Eliza on
them!
88. You find yourself attracted to any guy who looks like DJ Qualls.
89.You have the urge to have a tribal tattoo on your right arm, and an obsession with leather and boots.
90. You can watch
any movie over
and over again if
eliza's in it even if
u totally hated
the film.
91.You take up a new hobby of breaking thru glass windows to get out of buildings, preferably from a high building -------> yunno, Faith and her tendencies to break window panes.
92.You regularly check this thread to see how obssessed other fans are.
93.You can't go 5
minutes without
thinking of eliza
94. You leave your
parent's house,
so that way, you
could go live in a
very cheap and
crappy motel
room.
95. You want to
marry Nate
Dushku, so you'd
be Eliza's sister-in-
law. (he's cute!!)
96. Instead of
trying to do your
chem test, you
write some Faith's
quotes, or you
draw a heart with
a stake coming
thru it. (what can
I say? I do it
myself!)
97. The filmography
of Eliza Dushku is
your national
anthem.
98. You wish your
parents were from
Denmark or
Albania...or both!