The Color Purple 2:  Enter Ulrike

Starring: Woopie Goldberg as Miss Ciely Oprah Winfery as Miss Sophia Danny Glover as Mister ????????????? as Sug Avery Alice Mae Duhon as Ulrike Dan Morris

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Why you is a knockin up on my door, and who is you?

Hi ma'am my name is Ulrike Dan Morris of the Help the World Foundation and I've come to help you.  You can call me "the cuteness."  Are you busy at the moment?

Well ma'am I was just a layin there while Mister did his business he gone be all mad now

CEILY!!!! where is you at come on back in here fore I.... Well howdy do miss nice lookin ma'am.  She call me Mister, you can too.

I'd much rather not.  We've been getting complaints on the way you treat this nice young lady.  She's a God fearing lady that deserves much more respect than what you give her!!!!

Now you's listen here Miss nice lookin cracker.  This here is my house and this here is my Ciely and I'sa do what eva I'sa please.  Ciely sees her off my land and come on in here and fix my danner, cause I's hongry!!!!

yessa

Ma'am things don't have to be like this.  You can do better, please let me help you.  You can have a better life and might even be able to become as cute as me, which is highly impossible.  Here's my card, please take my help.

yesa'am, i'll consider it.  Night now, and you'sa be careful.

The king's loyal servant Oomooshoo Macca will escort you back to the throne room.

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