The Redneck Games

We the committee of the proposed Ecypeian Redneck Games,

wish to apply to organize and host the 18^th Ecypeian Games on Saturday the 25th of July 2009.

We seek to add cultural input and value to the Ecypeian Community at large.

These Games will be a one-day event only.

No attendance fee for de participating delegations, but a bottle of booze to the host committee will be appreciated.

The events will be held at Beregi Arena.

For BGOC

Miss Bobbie-Joe Shotgun Sue

Program for the Redneck Games:

10:00

Opening Ceremony

w/pyrotech and alcohol

10:30

Dynamite Precision Toss

11:00

Toilet paper roll toss w/o extension

11:30

Toilet paper roll toss w/ extension

12:00

Lunch at Beregi Central Mall

13:00

Paper Plane Gliding

13:30

Dart distance toss

14:00

Tossing-the-Caber

14:30

Empty Beer Can Toss

15:00

HorseShoe Pitching

16:00

Croquet

18:00

Bar-B-Q

21:00

Miss Redneck Games Wet T-shirt contest

22:00

Award and Closing Ceremony