drugs make you down, being down makes you take 'em....SO DONT BOTHER STARTING
crabsticks aren't actually made of crab
if your name is written below then you are mad:

joel
cazza
matthew hollin
slacky
john prescott
rogor
anne widecombe
david blaine
mark hazel
me
dont mess around running accross busy roads, it can cost an arm and a leg.............and another leg, a ribcage, a chest, a stomach, some intestines and a heart
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10 funky monkey words/phrases:

liar liar pants on fire!

nahibi

gnoo

wasssddooowwwnnn???

mingling

gouranja

le voyage de fromage

poo

moochoo

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