One evening a Husband,
thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife,

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer.

'What the Hell is this?'
he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April',
he hollered into the bathroom,

'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker.

'It's not talcum powder; it's
'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!