Okay, when the mall announcers say, "Good Evening! Thank you for shopping with us today. The mall is now closed", they are NOT joking people. That DOES mean that the mall is closed so get the f*ck out and go home! I am in sales but hey, after 9pm, I don't really care about helping anyone out. Lets face the facts here folks...I do not get paid overtime and I don't think I will be in the near future either. So until then please have the courtesy to not come into my store after closing and mess sh*t up after I have just sweat my ass off making it perfect. Have some decency in that shoppaholic mind of yours. Sorry, maybe I am being a bit unreasonable but plan AHEAD. Don't give yourself a whole 5 minutes to shop the whole mall. Come at 6pm instead of 8:55pm and please don't use the excuse "Oh, I know EXACTLY what I want! Please let me in! Puh-leeeeease!!!" You and I both know that you have no f*cking clue what you want or need (maybe a shot to the head) but yeah, none-the-less you come in, make a mess and don't end up finding what you're looooooking for anyways. I also don't care if your flight leaves first thing in the morning and you need travel locks or a money belt. Cry me a river. Have I stressed enough that I don't care? Cuz I don't care. I really don't. Perhaps ummmmmm...coming into the store a week in advance is too much to ask for? I think thats what any NORMAL person would do. Well...what exactly is normal? I think we shouldn't get into that. I could go on ALL day.

While I was dealing with a focker, another customer called at 10 after 9 and was telling me about this backpack he bought and if I had anymore like it. I was like..."Can you describe the backpack?" and he's like "Well if you turn at a 180 degrees, you'll be looking at your wall of backpacks". First of all buddy, I am not a f*cking moron. I know where my backpack wall is. OF COURSE I didn't say that to him on the phone sillies! But yeah and then after we talk for a bit and I figure out which one it is he tells me that the one he bought is defective. So I'm telling the guy to come back and exchange it, and then he starts pouting and says well it was the last one. So I double check and by-golly! It IS the last one. So I'm trying to reason with the guy and I tell him he can come and get his money back. Turns out he doesn't want his money back cuz thats the bag he wants and he doens't want to exchange it cuz I don't have the same one in the same color. Which he already seemed to know BEFORE he called the store. So I ask....what was the point of him calling me at the store 10 after 9??? Was I going to magically make the backpack undefective? Geez people say I'm impressive but I didn't know I could do those kind of tricks! OH YEAH...and to top of my night....I counted the deposit and float wrong, get this, not once...not twice but a whole THREE times! Where the f*ck was my head eh? *shrugs* Not enough nookie I guess. *lol* Nah, I'm joking. I don't really like Back-to-School seaason. It drives me insane. It's worse than Christmas. Maybe I'll get a doctors note requesting stress leave. *sigh*

Well I'm out for now. Gonna wait for a phone call.

Buh-bye.

July.25/02

~~~~Guest Rant!~~~~

Stupid People! Can't stand 'em! Where do they come from? Is there a place where there grown from cuz if there is........burn the fuckin' thing down!!! K, I have this girl I have to deal with who has the mentality of...well let's be nice, dog shit is smarter than her. It doesn't matter how many times I tell her something she can't remember what we said 2 minutes ago. I could tell her what buttons to press to make something work and she'll forget. And oh yeah....I'll be dead soon cuz she doesn't think security in the workplace is important for her to learn. So I might die from stupidity when she lets in the nice robber cuz he shows her ID.

And to top that, yes there IS more she has a way of asking you things that are just none of her business and she is rude and judgmental and doesn't bother to listen to your answers. Like it's any business of hers how good Jorge is and what sign is he anyways and because I inform you that I really don't think that it is appropriate to be discussing this at the workplace let alone anyplace else you inform me that I must not like him very much and that I am missing out on Scorpio's cuz her boyfriend is sooo great. Then when I tell her that I am taking personal offense to this conversation especially from someone who doesn't know anything about me and I didn't think my sex life was any of her business. Oh no we don't stop there...we turn around and say well you must be experienced, how many lovers have you had, probably lots. I'm finally like I beg your pardon but I am NOT going to ask you again to SHUT UP.

Yup stupid and ignorant! Its so amazing that I am still sane!

Luv Gingerschnapps

July.22/02

*singing*

Drugs, drugs, drugs
Which are good? Which are bad?
Drugs, drugs, drugs
Ask your mom or ask your dad!

*end of song*

Unless that is....
Your mom is a crack-ho and your dad is selling your momma's ass on the street for some dope money.

July.21/02

Wow. Its been a while since I ranted. Strange, I must have been busy..or something. Who knows, who cares? Well maybe you since YOU are reading this. *hehehe*

My sleep schedule is officially f*ked up. Went out Saturday night for a close friend's birthday party, got home at 8am, went to bed and then woke up at 6pm. I think I stayed up for a couple of hours but I then I went to sleep again and I woke at 11pm. Thats just crazy! Crazay I tell ya! But yeah, I didn't have nothing special to do today anyways...

I quit that other job eh. It blowed goats. Totally interferred with my social life. Mind you that extra money would have been nice. I guess I don't need it THAT bad huh?

Oh, oh, oh! Don't you hate compulsive liars? I know one. Its pretty funny actually cuz he lies...and I KNOW for a fact he is lying, but he tries so hard to make it sound believable that its almost shocking. I should give him an Oscar for some of his performances...or at least a Juno. He deserves something..maybe a good ole kick in the ass will do. *L*

What else? I keep on getting that porno spam mail crap in my e-mail. Like whadaphuck is up with that? Can't you damn peoples leave my innocent e-mail address alone? Actually its just down-right annoying to come into an inbox of 75 new messages and wait for them to download just to find out that its all crap. C - R - A - P! I hate it. I really do.

Well I'm going to jet now. I think my bed awaits me once again for that casual encounter I so desire.

*smirk*

Bye bye y'all.

July.3/02

Man, its 4:08am right now. Why am I still up? Oh yeah...I drank a Tim Horton's Iced Cappuccino a little while ago. Swift move huh. Oh well, at least I don't have to work tomorrow. At least not at one job. I still have the other one to go to, but its not a big deal. Like an hour out of my night time.

Ummmmmmm....

Why do people suck? I mean everyone sucks...but like there's those people in particular that REALLY suck. I know what my purpose in life is. It's to tell people who don't know they suck, that they suck. So if I see you down the road, and I tell you that you suck, don't take it personally. Its just something that you do well but no one had the decency to let you know. Don't worry. I volunteer. I will be that person who sheds light upon your suckyness.

I feel many ass kickings coming on. *lol*

4:15am.
*singing*
Don't you know, don't you know that you can't fight the moonlight?

Maybe I'll try that at karaoke tomorrow...I mean today. Come on, it can't be that bad. You haven't heard what I've heard. Let me tell ya, it ain't all pretty.

Here's one way to look at it-------->The crappier you sound, the better I sound.

I know thats harsh, but hey....remember I love each and every one of you.

This is the song I leave with all of you this fine morning:

*singing*
Love hurts.....

Sadly, that is all I know of the song.

Peace out bizatchs.

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