| Characters This is a listing of all the stars in GNComics, some you'd love hearing stories about, some you wouldn't even give half of a rat's ass to hear about. Demmo LeShon The protagonist of GNComics. Demmo is basically your run-of-the-mill idiot. With nothing better to do than stuff that most normal people DON'T do, it's a wonder how his friends manage to put up with him. Then again... Punk Kirby (Kirby) Great big perv. Kirby likes coffee and boobies. He's married to Karen, the most disliked girl in the series. Sure, Karen is sexy, but if you were a girl other than her, would YOU want to be beaten out in terms of sexiness? Kojiro The Drunken Master. Originally a major part of the GNComics inner circle, Kojiro's position in the circle has dwindled quite a bit due to his not being on AIM as much anymore. He and Malon split ways in the Japan trip (BIG SPOILER!) Swordmaster Hiro Demmo's long lost...uh...twin brother. Hiro is probably the more serious contrast to Demmo. Strangely enough, he's Demmo and Eva's long lost blood brother, yet he is not a Saedi. Weird... Tamalic Wizard Wizard ordinaire. Another former part of the GNComics inner circle, Tamalic is basically your average 100-year-old man trying to fit in with a crazed group of kids. Then he screwed up somewhere, big time. He sounds like a giant 5-year-old on steroids. Setzer Gabbiani Wannabe Jesus. Basically a saint, Setzer tries to stay far away from everyone else's wrongdoing. How he gets dragged into it is beyond me. DarkFox McCloud The sailor. Well, actually he curses like one. DF is basically your average Nintendo fanboy with an extreme hatred for Xbox, although playing SSBM can really piss him off at times. Crimson Dragoon The funny guy. Crim is basically the GNComics barrel of laughter, doing or saying anything more hilarious than allowable by law. He's also either a rabbit or a fox. You tell me. Yurishima The smart guy. Yuri is a freaking genius if I've ever seen one. He has an IQ of a billion and he doesn't give a rat's ass of what you think of it. Malon Rocket The Lon-Lon Milk chick. One of the two Rocket sisters that appear in this comic, Malon is Kojiro's ex-wife. They're still friends, but shit happens, yano? Jezie Rocket The princess of malpractice. Jezie is Mimi's underling and the sister that Malon never gets along with. She' a big fan of SpongeBob SquarePants. Mimi The queen of malpractice. Mimi is Yurishima's intellectual equal. Except for the fact that she has an IQ of a billion and one. Seroth A walking, trigger-happy droplet of water. He and his best friend, YBD do stuff together. Seroth also likes to make Kool-Aid out of himself and drink it. LTK (LilThunderKid) A punk-ass marksman. LTK will fire an arrow through your ass and then let you kill him. No lie. Eva A kid sister with an attitude. Eva likes to annoy Demmo and his friends. She is also the second biggest object of affection to the men of GNComics. Karen is of course, the first. Shoma Sawamura Mr. Sex Man. Shoma is willing to do anything to get a nice warm bed to sleep in. Especially if there's a chick in it. Alrighty then, moving right along. Marty James Rocket Father to the Rockets. Marty used to be a member of Team Rocket. Then Giovanni kicked his ass far out of the crime ring. Silverknight Jessie Rocket Also a former member of Team Rocket, Silverknight was kicked out for supporting Marty's move to kill Giovanni. Kitsune Yamato Keitsuken, V Runs this shiyot. This would be me, your average, run-of-the-mill moody guy with a talent he decided to post on the net. I also enjoy pissing off the web's biggest and truest idiots, like Byron and Vegeta. Wildfire A fox with skin of fire, Wild is like...uh, a fire fox. Yeah, that's it. Byron Jerkwind The stupid fucker with a stupid fucking attitude. He thought he was so much hot shit that he eventually pissed off the RyuFox and served some hard time for it. He's now the RyuFox's pet dingo's left hand bitch. Vegeta, a.k.a. Gay-geta I don't like making gay jokes, but Vegeta's the homosexual homophobe. He's scared of gay guys, yet he is one. Hmmm...figure that one out. Iori Yagami, the bad-luck mofo The King of Fighters? No, the King of Assholes. Iori is Byron's best friend, but would willingly kill him just to make things go his way. He hates God, yet God loves him even more, which is why Iori gets fried more often than not. Terra Setzer's girlfriend. Yes, they are an item. They just like to pretend they aren't. Another major part of the GNComics inner circle, Terra has 100% control of everyone else in the circle (Demmo, DF, Kirby, Setzer, and Kenshin), except Skye and Skyanar. Kyo "Humira Kenshin" Kusanagi The binary dude. He can go battaousai and do fire punching shit. Just call him Kenshin. Not Kyo. He hates being called Kyo. God He's up there. God has more control over the events in the comic than Kitsune has. With more power than you can shake a shepherd's rod at, he's one deity who's name you don't want to take in vain. Panda Midori An anime crazed girl. Pan, even though she's not a part of the inncer circle, she often makes her way in, often times diverting the story into another direction in which it wasn't meant to go. Pomyu Kitsune's sidekick. Pomyu hosts events in GNComics and also tends to stick his nose into other peoples' business. Drew With an attitude similar to that of Joey Wheeler, Drew is also in a constant battle for maintaining a place in GNComics. Drew, the fairy godfather He's Skyanar's fairy godfather. That's all I have to say about that. Karrie An anime fan with ph33rsome art skills to boot. Need I say more? Karrie, the fairy godmother She happens to be Skyanar's fairy godmother. The smart godparent. Skyanar LeShon Demmo's only son. He looks up to his old man and his old man looks down to him. It's a size thing. His friends are Kiyoshi, Number Six, and Tenko. Popo An annoying penguin who thinks he's so smart. Damn you. Dr. Banana The asshole monkey with a PH,D. Dr. Banana hates everyone. Yet he somehow manages to put up with everyone and hasn't yet filed for resignation. Tracey Alexander Her cuteness shines like the afternoon sun in your eyes. It really hurts. Tracey is Setzer's shophand. She' also the third biggest object of affection to the men of GNComics. She really hates Karen for stealing her dress sense. Karen Kirby's wife and biggest fan. Dubbed the sexiest girl by the men of GNComics, Karen is despised by all the women of GNComics. How she managed to strike a friendship with Terra is beyond me. Kiyoshi Keitsuken Master of explosive shit. Kiyoshi likes to A) make stuff that blows up, and B) give Panties some real hell. Kitsune Yamato Keitsuken, VI Number Six. Kitsune the 6th is Kiyoshi's younger and seemingly more intelligent brother. For geing only three years old, he has a pretty high IQ. Percival Aloysius Nelson Thaddeus Ignatius Edward Sylvester "Panties" Briefs Panties is Vegeta's son. Panties has not a single drop of homosexuality in him, but somehow tries to put up with his adoptive father. He also hates Kiyoshi. Skye Bleu Demmo' girlfriend. The fourthmost object of affection to the men of GNComics. However to Demmo, Skye is number one. All those other guys can have Karen, Eva, and Terra. Goddess Skuld Hiro's girlfriend. She has a real knack for pencilwork and she could kick your sorry ass at Dance Dance Revolution anytime. Charlie Microsoft Ok, this is what happened: Charlie is THE real Vegeta, but what happened is that Gay-geta came to Planet Vegeta to destroy the Saiyan race (DON'T LET THOSE LIES AT THE PATENT OFFICE TELL YOU THAT IT WAS FRIEZA!). When the Saiyan race was wiped out by the Gaiyan race, Gay-geta's people, Gay-geta took the name Vegeta, and when Vegeta fled to earth, he was a Saiyan prince with a destroyed past, so he then decided to start a new life and get a job at Microsoft. He changed his name to Charles, and soon, because he loved his job, working for Bill Gates, he got the nickname, Charlie Microsoft. Charlie was also a school buddy of Kitsune's. He also teaches second grade at some school. Faison Another one of Kitsune's friends. Faison has a real knack for both school and video games. She'll kill you in SSBM. No lie. Justen Yet another one of Kitsune's friends. A smooth guy, and he'll kick your ass at any video game you present him with. Need I say more? Shenjiro Masaki Kitsune's real-life brother. His nephews Kiyoshi and Number Six both piss him off greatly. Raltrunks Makoshi Kitsune and Shenjiro's real-life cousin. He likes to be cheap at SSBM. 'Nuff said. Dan da Man Appeared more frequently in the early part of the series. Dan is a hardcore PS2 fan. All the Gamecube and XBox fans can stuff all that hype up their asses, according to him. Also another one of Kitsune's real life friends. Ivan, the CIA Agent Has a similar persona to that of Marty, in which he tries to steal spotlight. He works for the CIA and is silently waiting for Bush to be voted out of office. Antman Yet ANOTHER one of Kitsune's real-life friends. Antman likes to think up many business schemes. Bendilin the Fox A guest star who who never found his way out of the comic, he wound up being a permanent fixture in the series. And he likes it. Mario Mario An Italian plumber. Mario is the more idiotic balance to his brother, Luigi. Luigi Mario Another Italian plumber. Luigi is the more intelligent balance to his brother, Mario. Link Has yet to appear in the series. Sonic the Hedgehog Has yet to appear in the series. Miles Tails Prower Has yet to appear in the series. Knuckles the Echidna Has yet to appear in the series. Amy Rose Has yet to appear in the series. Rouge the Bat Has yet to appear in the series. GN GUEST STARS These are all the characters who ever have, or ever will guest star in the comic. Psycho, a.k.a. Psyguy The king of all that is good in the comic universe, Psy appears every once in awhile to participate in various GNComics activites. Urchin Runs the damn funniest comic this side of Mars, Sakana Yama. If you haven't read it, you are doing yourself an injustice. If you've read the comic and yet you don't think it's funny, you are doing your brain an injustice. Jub Jub A little renegade mushroom...thing. It appears that he may have rabies, or he's just plain nuts. Ame Tenchi Feared by many of the men in GNComics for one obvious reason. She wants them on Ryo's hottie wall. Kenshin was there and he didn't like it. The only male who doesn't fear her is DF. |