| Cue and Ey You: what is GNComics? Me: A comic series based on the GameNetworkz chats. Even though I don't go there anymore, I still like to make fun of some of the dumbasses who showed up there. You: Neato! Can I be in one? Me: Sure. Send me a physical description of your character, and he or she may be included in the comic with a sort of walk-on role. You: But your rules say I hafta be a member of the GN chats to be an actual star! Why? Me: Not anymore ya don't farm boy. I'm through with GN and GN is through with me. I've served my purpose there and it's served its purpose to me. However, if you want to get in, check the rules page for new rules and crap. You: How come your lines are all crooked and crap?! Me: I hate the rigid conformity of the art world. Next question. You: Hey, what's the story on Demmo and Achika? In some episodes, they're not married, in some, they are, in others, they're divorced! That's fucked up! Me: Well, this happens to be based on reality...sorta. Achika and I (at the time representing as Demmo) were friends in chat. Then we decided to get married, have kids (in rp, dumbasses), and stuff. Then some shit went down and I said fuck it. Simple? If you want the full story, too bad, so sad. You: Why is the sky? Me: Next question. You: Can I take some of your comics and put them up on my site? Me: Sorry, but no, you can't. Only my good and trusted friends can do this. Here is a list of them: Punk Kirby Setzer Gabbiani DarkFox McCloud Panda Midori Raltrunks Makoshi You: Well, can I remake a comic in sprite format or with Adobe Photoshop or something? Me: Once again, no. Panda is currently the only one allowed to do this. You: Well, can I AT LEAST make a fan comic??? Me: Yes you may. Here are some guidelines for that: 1. Comics must involve GNComics characters in some way, shape, or form. 2. Your story doesn't necessarily have to tie in with mine. It should at least be funny. 3. I'm a stickler for this: The inclusion of any of my characters or original characters, namely Demmo, Kitsune, DF, Seroth, Crimson, Tom Chikun, and many others, you must put "Character's name (c) Creator's name". I do it in my comics, if you use my characters (or my friends' characters) without my permission, I expect you to do the same. I'll make a list of characters and creators later. You: Cool. What about fanart? Me: YES! I want fanart! Like Psyguy says, if I can mess myself looking at it or at least put it on a shirt, it's good. Well, okay, it doesn't have to be THAT good. Just discernible. You: You said something about a shirt. Are you gonna open up a shop? Me: I already have! Check out the GDArcade Shop at http://www.cafeshops.com/gdarcade/! You: I notice in your comics, you have a TON of gay people and make fun of them! That's just wrong! Whatta you have against 'em?! Me: God damn you, I'm heterosexual. I don't make fun of them...anymore. I don't have anything against a homosexual person, but I would be lying to you all if I said I wouldn't deck him in the face if he touched my ass. You: How come you don't do sprite comics and offer all that cool stuff that Psyguy offers?! Me: I'm not Psyguy, first of all, and secondly, it consumes too much of my time to make sprite comics. Hand drawn comics are more fun (in my opinion), and I can get 20-30 done in a weekend (if I have that much free time) and have a lot of crap for fans to look at. And it's good looking crap. Besides, I'm gonna offer more stuff soon. You: I hate GNComics! Take that shit off the internet! Me: Go fuck yourself. You: What's SSCB? Me: A comic based on me and Shenji's first game, Super Sonic Crash Brothers!. You: What about Bonk's World? Me: A comic based on the most neglected superhero in the universe, a caveman named Bonk. Who is Bonk? You fool, he was on the TurboGrafx 16 (PC Engine for Japanese peeps). I'm making Bonk's World as a tribute to him. You: And then there's Ko, Dem, and Kirby... Me: A GNComics parody of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Funny show. If you'e missing it, you need to be shot. Next question. You: What about... Me: Chatlife and Gamelife belong to Setzer, as well as Clerks, GNComics Edition. GNComics SHS Edition is a parody of stuff that happens at my school. Now sit down, and shut up. You: Why's the site called (shit, I can't even pronounce that) Ke-it-su-ken (ya, that's it) Keitsuken Press now? Me: All part of a process to bring new life to the site after a certain incident with GNComics. I'm even gonna get the address shortened. You: How can you draw so well? I wanna draw like you! Me: Magic! You: ................... Me: Okay, so there's not really any magic involved, but if you ask any high ranking artist out on the net (ex. Psy, RittZ, J. Axer, Pan, Alpha T, Ame, etc, etc.), they'll all tell you the same thing. Practice, and much of it. I didn't get good in a matter of three seconds. I had a natural passion for this particular hobby since the second grade, and for nine years, my skills with a modest pencil and a sheet of paper have soared far beyond human comprehension. Sure, I started out, drawing like shit like the best of them. We all start out with shit. What we do with it is what really counts. So keep trying, kiddies. One day, you too will be able to turn a boring, nondescript piece of artwork into a marvelous creation. Trust me on this one. I mean it. You: What new stuff do you have for GNComics? Me: Next question. You: What new stuff do you have for GNComics? Me: NEXT QUESTION. You: What new stuff do you have for GNComics? Me: NEXT QUESTION, DAMMIT! STOP ASKING ME THAT QUESTION! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! ALL I WANT IS A F***ING COOKIE RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT! *sob* You: Your art looks like shit. Me: As does your mother, but you don' t hear ME, saying anything about her, do you? You: Is the Keitsuken Press site address shortened yet? Me: Yes, it has been officially shortened to http://gncomics.cjb.net/, especially because GNComics is the flagship comic around here. You: When are ya gonna come off GDA and come back to your loyal but few comic fans? Me: Alas my poor souls, when I have the time... You: Anything else I need to know? Me: Stay within the bounds of this Cue and Ey, and you might not suffer my wrath. Heh heh heh... |