| QUOTES | 
| He who awaits much can expect little --Gabriel Garcia Marquez | 
| Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope --Josh Billings | 
| The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity --Winston Churchill | 
| Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open --Thomas Dewar | 
| Friendship is like money, easier made than kept --Samuel Butler | 
| With the catching end the pleasures of the chase --Abraham Lincoln | 
| It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not --Andre Gide | 
| A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out --Walter Winchell | 
| Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at --Lyn Karol | 
| Never go to a doctor whos office plants have died --Erma Bombeck | 
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