QUOTES
He who awaits much can expect little
--Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope
--Josh Billings
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity
--Winston Churchill
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open
--Thomas Dewar
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept
--Samuel Butler
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase
--Abraham Lincoln
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not
--Andre Gide
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
--Walter Winchell
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at
--Lyn Karol
Never go to a doctor whos office plants have died
--Erma Bombeck
Index