| Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties. Q: What is red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is blue and thrashed about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag. Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby. Q: What is pink and red and taps on a window A: A baby in the microwave Q: What's blue and knocks on glass? A: A baby in a fishtank. Q: What is charred black and smells really bad? A: A baby chewing on an extension cord. Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A Doberman on a children's playground. Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? A: Ripping it back off. Q: How do you get 10 dead babies into a tupperware container? ????A: Use a blender. Q: How do you get it out? A: Doritos! Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can. Q: What is worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can? A: One dead baby in ten garbage cans. Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat? A: Cabbage Patch Kids. Q: What do you do with four lead babies and a sheet of glass? A: Make a coffee table. Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: At the bottom, there is one trying to eat its way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: It made it! Q: What's worse than that? A: It came back for seconds! Q: How is a baby like a grape? A: They both give a little wine when you squish them. Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. |
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