| Q: What do Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common? A: They both like to stick their meat between twelve year old buns. Q: After Micheal Jackson's wife had their son, he asked the doctor how soon would they be able to have sex? A: The doctor said "you should wait until he's ten". Q: What is Micheal Jackson's idea of a perfect "10"? A: Two five year olds. Q: Why does Micheal Jackson drink Pepsi? A: He likes the taste of a new generation. Q: When does Micheal Jackson know it is time to go to bed? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson is thinking of buying the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? A: He's looking for something with a tight end that sucks. Q: What did Micheal Jackson say when Lisa Marie dumped him? A: "I feel like a kid again!" Q: What is Micheal Jackson's favourite movie? A: "Face Off" Q: What does Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? A: They both have boys briefs half off. Q: How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's the difference between Mr. Potatoe Head and Micheal Jackson? A: Micheal Jackson has more noses. Q: How do you neuter Micheal Jackson? A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song Q: What's the difference between Micheal Jacksn and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you use to carry your groceries in! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Micheal Jackson? A: "Get out of my sun!" Knock Knock! ... Who's There? ... Little boy blue! ... Little boy blue who? ... Micheal Jackson! Q: What is Micheal Jackson's favourite Canadian TV show? A: The Kids In The Hall. Q: Did you hear about Micheal Jackson's toaster? A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. Q: Why did Micheal Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What has eighteen balls and three pubic hairs? A: A Micheal Jackson slumber party. Q: Why does Micheal Jackson travel with a huge road crew? A: He always has a lot of shit to pack. Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson sleep with boys anymore? A: He's tired of all the cracks. Q: Did you hear about the new "Micheal Jackson" chocolate bar? A: It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts. Q: What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Mr. Potato Head? A: Micheal Jackson has had more noses |
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