| 50 Things To Do With 50 Tacos |
| By: Karen and Shannah |
[1] Eat one [2] Put on ceiling fan, turn speed to slow, then speed it up! Watch 'em fly!!! [3] Put them in people's backpacks [4] Give one to a hobo. Right before he takes the first bite, take it away!!! [5] Throw them at Mexicans [6] Use them as hockey pucks... and whip them at unexpecting pedestrians [7] Eat the insides of one, chuck it at the ceiling [8] Send it to George W. Bush- "Dear Mr. W. Bush: have a taco!!!" [9] Crush up the shell of one and throw it at a person walking by, screaming "It's snowing, hooray! [10] Start talking into one like it is a phone and be like "No, you can't break up with me, I'm breaking up with you!" And break it in half [11] Find a person with a mohawk and be like "Here, it's a hat, especially made for a mohawk." And stick it over top of their hair [12] Throw them at squirrels, squirrels just looooove tacos!!!!! [13] Make them tacos ala ex-lax, "Here buddy have a taco." [14] Put one on top of a sibling's pillow, so when they go to sleep, it crushes and they wont be able to get it out FOREVER and it will be really really itchy [15] Throw some more at Mexicans, Mexicans like tacos [16] Put them under your arms saying they are the new sweat guards, "No more deodorant for me!" [17] If it's cold use it as earmuffs, it it's warm use it as a bikini [18] Stuff one with ants and put it in a deep puddle and watch it sink "Ant version Titanic" [19] Dip it in chocolate, the kind that hardens, like you get at Dairy Queen [20] Use one as an ashtray, then feed it to your dog [21] Give it away with flowers stuck inside on a special occasion for your luva [22] See what it smells like when you burn it, like how condoms smelly like butter when you burn them [23] Bite off both ends so the insides can come out, and then blow out all the stuff inside at a teacher you hate [24] If it smells like a burnt condom... maybe it will work like one... you figure it out [25] Put safety pins all over it and see if it will become magnetic [26] Make it into a science project and see how long it will take to grow mold [27] Throw them at ugly grade 9s [28] Throw them at hot seniors [29] Put them in unsuspecting peoples' hoods [30] Fill them with eggs and throw them at people from cars on devil's night [31] Put them in toilets, all taken apart and shredded, so it looks like explosive diarrhea [32] Y'know, Mothers' Day is coming up... does your mother like tacos? [33] Make shirts that say: "I Love Taco" and give them out with the tacos [34] Give one to a welfare mother with 7 kids and no job [35] You must be hungry, eat another one [36] Jam makes bad shampoo, but what about crushed up taco? [37] Send one Fed-Ex to Cheech and Chong, let them fight over it!!!!! [38] Fly one to the moon, via cheese gas [39] Make people dance for tacos [40] Stuff in exhaust pipes, watch people get pissed when their cars wont start [41] Take bites, chew it up, spit it in peoples faces [42] Super glue them to sidewalks and watch bums(and seagulls) try to pick it off [43] Try and buy other goods and services with them [44] Blend it in a blender and have a yummy taco smoothie [45] Unroll them and use them as frisbees [46] Claim the shell is made of gold, and try to sell it on eBay [47] Throw it at that stupid Mexican talking dog!!!!! [48] Eat one half and say you found it in Osama Bin Laden's cave and sell it at a live auction [49] Send one over seas to Saddam Hussain- "Dear Mr. Hussain: Before you die, have a taco!!!" [50] Give one to a Mexican and say "Here is a native food from your country, straight from Taco Bell!!!!!" *22- Improved by Karen *28- Changed By Karen, originally "Throw them at cute grade 9s" Karen: "But Shannah, there are no cute grade 9s!" *50- Shannah did not have a good last one, something like "blah blah blah... does your brother like to punch walls?... blah blah blah" Karen: "No Shannah, that is dumb! We need a good one for #50!!!" |