!!!STEVES!!!
These are the Steves we know, we know.
These are the Steves we know.
These are the Steves we know, we know.
These are the Steves we know.

Some of them are Stevens.....
"But most of us are Steves!"
They all have their own hands.
But they come from different moms.

Originally from the song [but changed] "Daves I Know" by some dude named Bruce McCulloch [whoever the hell that is???]
I decided that I would write this because:
[1] I am bored
[2] There are many many Steves
[3] I need more humour stuff on my website

Solutions for this problem:
[1] Number them
[2] Kill a few
[3] Do nothing and let the population of Steves grow out of control!!!
Steve Scott
Commonly Known As: Steve Scott
And: - talks about squirrels a lot, maybe he has sex with them
     - at times can be very annoying
Steve Laidman
Commonly Known As:
Cucumber Boy
And: - lives on a cucumber farm
     - lives an hour away from St. Catharines in Canfield
     - has 14 cats
Steve Wolters
Commonly Known As:
Steve
And: - has a brother named Dave
     - works at Food Basics as a veggie boy
Steve O'Brien
Commonly Known As:
Steve The Goth
And: - left Lakeport because he hates us
     - is apposed to wearing "black socks"
AND NOW THE STEVES...
Steve Wharton
Commonly Known As:
Steve
And: - he skateboards
     - is addicted to coffee
Steve Lusher
Commonly Known As:
Bermuda Steve, Beaver
And: - from Bermuda
     - lives in the middle of nowhere like me
     - also known as "Beaver"
Steve [?????]
Commonly Known As:
Army Boot Man
And: - hangs around Lakeport, but doesn't go there
     - at the day of the walk-out, he thought Meaghan was an under-cover cop
Steve [?????]
Commonly Known As:
Drug Dealer Steve
And: - friend of Jessica G. and Randy
     - I cannot think of anything else
!!!WARNING!!!
All of this is written by Karen Augerman and is not to be retransmitted or reproduced in any way and saying that it is your own. [this warning is mostly for Amanda and Sandra, who have taken things from my site while i was un-asked.....] Thank you very much.
P.S.
These three colours together are supposed to make you hungry.....
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