| Quotable Words of Wise-dumb |
| *I was like "Please, just pass out already!"* ~ Me on the acts of an intoxicated male |
| *When the butter is hard it tears the bread.* ~ Me in creative writing |
| *Remember to hum not to blow, if you blow it tears the wax paper.* ~ Peggy Hill on the proper use of a kazoo |
| *Don't let the man get you down* ~ My good friend Barb's philosophy on life |
| *I like horses. Do you like horses? They have huge bodies and tiny little feet. They make me laugh.* ~ Weird dutch guy on Malcom in the Middle |
| *You kids switch parterns more than square dancers!* ~ Kitty from That 70's Show when she catches Jacki and Hyde kissing in the kitchen |
| *Yeah Yeah Yeah* *Let's go boys, right here!* ~ Racheal cheering on the Bucktown soccer boys or me mocking her :) |
| *I hope we have a snow day tomorrow, then we can have a Super Snow Day Blowout!* ~ Me and my wishful thinking |
| *How did he do that?* ~Barbaronie *It's not real Barbara!* ~ My reply |
| *Your best friend isn't the person who bails you out of jail, they are the one who's sitting next to you saying... "That shit was fucking awesome!"* ~ Something Krista discovered on her first days on the internet. |
| *This little guy will be your friend nome-matter what.* *That's a troll...* *Nome it's not.* ~ Cool Ethan |
| *You hold the key! You hold the key! To my little locked room.... Please let me out... soooon!* ~ Cool Ethan again |
| *It fell out of your hair that way!* ~ Cool Ethan yet again! This guy is full of words of wise-dumb! |
| *Who does he think he is, James Bond?* ~ Lindsay Bo Bindsay refering to her dream |
| *HAY there!* ~ Night of the Scarecrow (or something) |
| *I'm sorry Barbara! I didn't mean to call you a whore. Butyouknowthat90%ofeverythingthatyousaywhenyou'rejokingisthetruth* ~ To the tune of *I'm sorry mama* |
| *When the jelly is runny it makes a mess* ~ Seth Weldy's cheap imitation of my original words of wise-dumb |
| *And I was like, what if?* ~ Nancy telling a story |
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| *It smells like freshmen!* ~ me about the nasty smells in the school |
| *That's how you get aids* ~ Myself refering to all sorts of things |
| *It's brown, like my poop!* ~ Sara Layher |
| *I squito!* ~Me, Stef, and Sara at Steak N' Shake |
| *That's why I'm taking the pepper!* ~ Steak N' Shake moment |
| *It can't be helped; It must be done So down with your breeches And out with your bum!* ~ Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man |