DUCT TAPE HUMOUR
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
                                                                -Red Green
TOP 10 USES FOR DUCT TAPE

1.   Hanging posters

2.   Decorate book cover

3.   Repair cracked windshield/window

4.   Band-aid for big cuts

5.   Use as art form

6.   Reattach rear view mirror

7.   Wallpaper your house

8.   Reinforce pages in 3-ring binder

9.   Hold up exhaust pipe

10. Make lawn decorations
Formal Dress:  $120

Dinner & Drinks Before Formal:  $80

Having a pic passed around the 'net that shows you duct taped your boobs together:  PRICELESS
BEFORE
AFTER
I WANT THIS COUCH!!!!!!!
Possible Hook-up?
I think so!
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