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Kurei's Valentine's Day
Teshigahara Chikafusa-kun
Fanfic Writer, Mokuren-Lover Extrordinaire
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"Kureiiiiii!!!!!!!!" Neon's velvet voice rang out through the
house.
Kurei cursed silently, he knew that voice meant he would have to
endure some of Neon's oh-so-cruel torture. It was probably another
long shopping trip with an obese bill.
"My dear Kurei! There you are!" Neon skipped into the room. She
gave her most innocent smile. "Today is Valentine's Day and you WILL
take me for dinner."
"How about at the classy place downstairs in the dining room?"
Kurei replied with a grin.
"NO! At the new French restaurant."
Before the hapless flamecaster could answer, Neon pulled him out
of his chair and dragged him to the closet. She proceeded to rip off
his uglyscarlet cloak and stuffed him into an elegant lounge suit
jacket and strangled him with a blue polka-dot bow tie.
"Oh my lord…" Kurei muttered as he stared at his handsome
reflection. "I look terrible. If anyone sees me like this my
reputation will be ruined!"
"Ohhhh, you're soooo cute. I love it. Let's go." Neon lead Kurei
by the ears down the stairs.
As the couple sped to dinner, Raiha, who was chauffeur for the
evening, was trying hard not to burst into uncontrollable laughter as
he looked at his unfortunate master in the back, squirming in agony.
"Good evening Mademoiselle. I am Pierre, your waiter for the evening.
Would you like to order?" The tall French waiter said in a thickly
accented voice.
"Kurei, what would you like?" Neon peered from over the menu to
the sour faced Kurei.
"How would I know?" Snapped the sullen Kurei was he slumped in the
leather-covered chair. "Do I read French?"
"Awww…. Never mind that, I'll order for you." Neon grinned
cheekily.
Kurei stared in horror at the plate set in front of him. It was some
sort of meat, covered in a reddish sauce."What the hell is this?"
"Oh, it's fried pig's tongue in red wine." Neon managed to reply
even with her mouth crammed full of crispy foie gras. "It's really
good."
"Yeah, good for committing suicide." Kurei gulped. He was far too
young to die.
4 courses later, Kurei was pale from the expensive French poisons
which Neon had force fed him.
"Kurei," Neon asked in her sweetest voice, blinking innocently.
"Don't you have anything for me? Today is Valentine's Day."
"Oh… Ermmm…."
"Are you sure you have nothing?" Neon's voice was suddenly very
threatening.
"Whoops, I have to go to the gents." Kurei scooted off quickly to
avert
a homicide in the restaurant.
Kurei rushed outside to the car. "Raiha!"
Raiha was jerked out of his snooze. "Oh, Master Kurei. Are you
ready to leave?"
"Find me a Valentine's Day gift for Neon now or you'll be have to
collect my corpse from the morgue tomorrow." Kurei ordered the amused
ninja. "I don't care what it is, just make it expensive."
When Kurei returned, Neon was furious enough to butcher her
fiancé.
"What's that behind your back?" She asked as Kurei clumsily tried
to conceal the tiny package behind him.
"Happy Valentine's Day." Kurei said awkwardly as he passed her the
neatly wrapped little parcel. He wasn't used to saying things like
that.
Neon eagerly tore opened the wrapping and got a lovely shock.
Sitting in the burgundy box embossed with 'Les Must de Cartier' was a
large sparkling 8-carat diamond ring.
"Oh Kurei! Of course I'll marry you!" Neon exclaimed to the
wide-eyed Kurei and hugged him.
"ARGH!! WHY DID YOU GET HER A RING?!!"
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