*Brassed Off
Gloria:  Would you like to come up for some coffee?
Andy:  I don't drink coffee.
Gloria:  I haven't got any.
*G: Tara Fitzgerald, A: Ewan McGregor

*Clerks
Randal: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante: "Empire".
Randal: Blasphemy!
Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke loses his hand and finds out Vader is his father. Han is frozen and captured by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. Just like in real life. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
*R: Jeff Anderson (I), D: Brian O'Halloran

*Clueless
Mr. Hall: Cher, two tardies.
Cher: I object! Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?
Mr. Hall: One was last Monday.
Cher: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the Ladies.
*MH: Wallace Shawn, C: Alicia Silverstone

*Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Obi-Wan: Don't defy the council, Master, not again.
Qui-Gon: I will do what I must, Obi-Wan.
*OW: Ewan McGregor, QG: Liam Neason

*The Last Unicorn
Schmendrick: The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger.
Molly: You are an idiot!
*S: Alan Arkin, M: Tammy Grimes

*The Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.
*IM: Mandy Patinkin, W: Carey Elwes

*Trainspotting
Sick Boy: Good chips.
Renton: I cannae believe you did that!
Sick Boy: I got a great price for it!
Renton: It was my telly!
Sick Boy: Well if I'd a' known you were gonna' feel that way about it, I wouldnae bothered!.... You gonna' eat that?
*SB: Johnny Lee Miller, R: Ewan McGregor

*X-Men
Wolverine:  "Hey, hey.  It's me."
Cyclops:     "Prove it."
Wolverine:  "You're a dick."
*W: Hugh Jackman, C: James Marsden