Pairing:5xH and ?x?
Kind of fic: Comedy
Disclamer: I don't own Gundam W or any of the characters from it.
Authors note: This idea came from Lady Pyro, so blame it all on her!! Unless it's good, Then it's my fault! ^_^ Anyway, the idea came from this message: On the beach. See, Sally dragged Wufei out with her for some coffee, but on the way they stopped by a beach because... Sally likes the feeling of sand between her toes. Anyway, Wufei was acting all superior yada yada and trips over the sunbathing Hilde. -But there are a few modifications
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Betad and Edited by Ryan Glazner-Thanks Ry!

Tide Beach

Chapter 1

Sitting up in his seat, Wufei looked out of the passenger window of Sally's car as he puzzled over her behavior.

As he glanced over at the woman who had been his partner with the Preventers for the past year, he could tell she wasn't her relaxed, calm, self assured self. Instead she was tapping on the steering wheel, a sure sign of nervousness, and looking like she had a guilty conscience.

"I told you the coffee wasn't very good at that little shop," Sally said as she drove the jeep around a corner.

Wufei shook his head. 'If I didn't know better I'd think she didn't want me around!' He thought, and if it wasn't for the fact that Sally had asked him if he wanted to go out for coffee, he would be convinced she didn't want him near.

"So why did you drive for 15 minutes to go *there* instead of going to the place across the street from HQ?"

Sally shrugged and watched the road as though their very lives depended on it, which was just silly because they were on a back road with no other cars in sight.

As much as Wufei hated probing into other peoples thoughts, he held to the theory that if he left others alone they would be apt to do the same to him. However he couldn't ignore it if some thing was wrong with his partner.

"Sally?" He said her name in a demanding manner.

"Oh, hey there's the beach!" Sally's statement directed his attention out his side window again. Sure enough, Tide Beach was right there.

When he realized Sally was pulling into a parking lot that over looked the beach, he looked back over at her. "Why are we here?"

Unbuckling her seatbelt, Sally avoided his eyes. "I... I just felt like feeling the sand between my toes." Her sentences came out in a rush. "I just love the beach."

'Did she gush just now?' Wufei wondered.

"I'm going to see if I can find some Sea shells." Pulling out a pair of shades from her visor, she got out of the car.

"Are you going to walk down the beach just to feel sand between your toes?!" Wufei asked, not believing his ears.

"And to gather See shells!" She exclaimed, shutting her door.

"Well, don't expect me to come with you!" He shouted out his window at her back. Sally only turned enough to smile and wave at him.


Oh, she was going to kill him! Lying on her back, facing the baby blue sky, Hilde felt her face turn flaming red, and it wasn't from the sun.

'This is the last time I take Duo up on a bet,' she yelled in her mind, thinking of ways to torture her roommate.

'Calm down, it's only another 15 minutes until you can get up and leave', she told her self. Hearing some boy making wolf calls at her as he walked past, she crossed her arms over her chest.

'I'm never coming back here so long as I live!' The crossed arms only seemed to emphasize the skimpiness of her bikini.

"Duo is a dead man." She muttered with a Sigh, she wished she could role over onto her stomach. 'But there is no way I'm showing the wedgy these things are giving me and moon everyone on the beach!' She thought bitterly, then started coming up with ways she could torture her ex-best friend.

"And all I'll need to do it is a pair of scissors."

For the first time since she'd arrived at the beach A smile spread across her face, However a movement out of the corner of her eye pulled her out of her daydream right before some one was suddenly lying on top of her.

"Ahh! You creep! Get off me!" she yelled, shoving the young man off of her. Hilde stood up with out thinking and slugged the guy in the nose.

"Nice butt!!" Whipping around Hilde looked at another man who was staring right at her.

Oh, This was too much! She wished she could sink into the sand and never be seen again.

"Shut up! Look at some one else!" The young man who had been on top of her a moment before yelled in her defense.

The Chinese man pulled off a light jacket and put it on her.

'His face looks even redder than mine feels!' Hilde thought as she stared up at him in surprise.