"Miss Relena...Miss Relena."
Hilde stirred in her sleep and mumbled, "Stop calling me that."
"Miss Relena wake up you have a meeting to attend."
Hilde opened her eyes to see Noin standing above her trying to get her up, "Oh hi can I have just five more minutes I didn't get much sleep last night?"
"I'm sorry I know this is last minute but we have one very eager man waiting in the conference room, his name's Microft. He wants to form an alliance with us and to use our military force as well. What about the word Pacifism doesn't he understand I will never know. This man is bad news so and be sure to let him down easily he's an easy man to anger."
As she spoke she guided Hilde to the closet and picked out a nice dress and shoes for her to wear, then she handed it to her.
"Um Miss Noin is their any way we could just tell them I'm sick and can't have visitors?"
"I wish." She laughed then walked to the door, "Hurry up and change and meet us in the conference room A.S.A.P. that means now." with that she left.
Hilde dressed as quickly as she could then raced into the meeting room trying not to be late, when she arrived she felt she would faint; the room had one large table that had about 50 or more people sitting and looking at her. 'There's no way in hell I'm going to get away with this.' She thought. She was relieved to see Relena, Dorothy, and Duo sitting near her seat, she smiled and took her seat across from Relena. The second she did a man in a navy blue and maroon uniform stood.
"Miss Peacecraft I am sorry for this early meeting but I must meat with you to discuss matters of the up most importance, I have invited some members of my council to give you the details on a few issues but what I want to discuss now...."
From that point on Hilde didn't hear a word he said, she had learned a few things living with the worlds biggest chatter box, like how to sleep with her eyes open (I can do that you know) so she leaned back against her chair and dozed off.
Relena hadn't noticed Hilde wasn't paying attention until she took a glance in her direction and almost screamed. Hilde aka Relena was leaning back in her chair eyes open but rolled up in her head so only the white part was showing and drool was flowing from her gaping mouth into a nice sized puddle on the floor, she looked like a zombie. Relena looked around to see if anyone else noticed, luckily everyone was listening to and accountant giving a speech about how helping them would benefit both countries financially. She quietly ripped a small piece of paper from the clipboard that was placed in front of her balled it up and plucked it at Hilde, the paper flew across the table and into her mouth, but she didn't wake up. Relena silently cursed and balled up another piece of paper and flicked it at Hilde, this one hit her in the eye and she woke up with a jump, which coincidentally caused her to fall out of her chair with a loud yelp. Dazed Hilde jumped up and looked around and all eyes were on her and she wasn't sure what she should do, at that moment she noticed a string of drool dangling from her mouth she wiped it off on her hand and rubbed her hand clean on her dress. Relena hid her face in her hands, she felt like crying.
"Um I would just like to say..." Hilde paused to take a little piece of paper out of her mouth, with a look of confusion she tossed it aside and continued. "I would like to say that I have heard all of your presentations, and I have thought it over. I am afraid I must decline your offer this nation, believes in Pacifism, and we would be betraying our beliefs if we increased our military power." Hilde smiled to herself 'that sounded very Relena-like.' she thought. She looked at Relena for some sort of signal she did good but Relena was busy hitting her head with her clipboard.
The whole room went into an uproar, men yelling and begging her to reconsider Noin stood up and silenced them all, "That is Miss Peacecrafts' decision so the meeting is adjourned."
With that everyone got up and left all the men gave Hilde death glares on their way out, when they left the only ones left in the room with her were Duo, Dorothy, Relena (still banging her head I might add), Noin and Zechs. Duo mouthed 'Your in trouble now.'
"What the hell was that?!" asked Zechs.
"I thought I did good." Said Hilde.
"Did good?!! You fell out of your chair drooling, interrupted the mans speech to decline his offer in about the goofiest manner possible!"
"Oh the falling out of the chair thing was just an attention grabber, and I thought we didn't want to be allies with that guy."
"We don't but you could have been more polite. That was so incredibly rude and disrespectful!"
"Well they came in too early and I was still tired."
"You have a responsibility to this nation to be ready to handle any situation no mater who interrupts your beauty sleep!!"
"Zechs calm down she made a mistake and it's over now." Noin interrupted.
Zechs slammed his chair under the table and stormed out and Noin followed, Hilde just looked around in confusion, "What?!" she shouted.
"You idiot!!!" yelled Relena at this point she had stopped banging her head, "You are such a complete idiot!!"
"Chill out it'll be forgotten in a day or two."
Relena just glared at her jumped up and stormed out just like everyone else Dorothy followed trying not to laugh.
Duo walked up to Hilde and shrugged, "I thought you did great."
Dorothy had just left Relena's room, after convincing her suicide was not the answer, and she was walking to the room she shared with Duo. She stepped in to find him sitting in front of the vanity mirror holding something that was making a shrill buzzing noise, she walked up beside him careful not to be seen in the mirror and looked at what was in his hand; an electric razor. She was about to turn around and ignore the whole scene, because it was about time her legs were shaved, until she saw him put it to her eyebrows. She dove just in time to knock the razor out of his hand, angrily she yanked a very surprised Duo to his feet.
"What the HELL are you doing?!!"
"Aw come on Catsy the eyebrow thing is drivin' me nuts just let me shave the top one."
"Hell No!!!"
"Pleeeeeease."
"NO!!!!!!"
"Fine be that way but trust me you'll never get married with this kind of facial handicap."
"Maxwell when I get my body back it had better be in the same condition I left it in."
"Um... if... if I just so happened to change something before this uh...warning would you still be mad?"
Dorothy tightened her grip on him, "What did you do?" she growled.
"I think the nice way to put it is your head is now the only part of your body that has hair."
It took her a moment to catch on to what he was trying to say and when she did she was really, really P.O. Before she got a chance to strangle him he wriggled free of her grip and bolted out the door and she was hot on his trail.
Hilde was walking down the hall when she saw Duo run past laughing like a psychopath and Dorothy on his heals yelling some very unladylike phrases.
"What are they arguing about now?" she asked herself as she continued down the hall.
Finally she reached her destination; Zechs' room, she wanted to find out if he was still steamed. She opened the door and walked in knowing he wouldn't mind if his 'sister' came in unannounced. He was in his room with his back to her and jumped a little when he heard her come in.
"Hi Zechs I just came by to say I'm sorry for what I did this morning and I hope your not still mad."
He stood and faced her with a sweet smile on his face, "I'm sorry I yelled I wasn't really mad at you I was just very frustrated with a something that's going on in my life right now."
"Anything you want to talk about?"
"Not really."
Relena sat on his bed and patted the space beside her, "Come on I promise it'll make you feel better."
Zechs sighed and sat next to her, "I feel kind of awkward telling you this but...I want to ask Noin to marry me."
"Wow really that's great so what's stopping you?"
"I'm afraid she'll say no."
"Hahahahahahaha *gasp* *wheeze* *cough* Hahahaha, that... that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Hahahahahahahaha.... Oh wait your not kidding." He frowned at her, "OK listen Zechs let me tell you there's not a soul in this kingdom, accept you, that doesn't know that she loves you more than life."
"What?"
"Yes man she is so love sick it makes me wanna puke."
"Are you sure?"
"Am I sure! I'd bet my life on it!"
Zechs smiled and stood up, "Thanks I needed to hear that, uh Relena you won't tell anyone about this will you?"
"No your secrets safe with me, well I gotta go now the others have been at each others throats and they need a referee."
"Alright...and Relena I think you've been hanging around Hilde too long you're starting to talk just like her."
"Oh yeah sorry." With that she walked out and closed the door behind her, "You eeeediot." She growled at herself.