| Gaiety (misery) Original Lyrics By Lennon/McCartney New Lyrics By Stevens/Cowley ~*~ He's the kind of guy who used to be a bi the girls were treating him bad GAIETY We've lost him now for sure he won't see girls no more he's gonna be in drag GAIETY He remembers all the things that were so fun Now gay guys are gonna be his only one only one send in all the guys Put them in a pie Make them all jump out GAIETY He remembers all the things that were so fun Now gay guys are gonna be his only one only one send in all the guys Put them in a pie Make them all jump out GAIETY(oh oh oh) With Gaiety (ooh ee ooh ooh) My Gaiety (la la la la la la) |
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| Crap It (Dig It) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ I stubbed my toe. Ow! I stubbed my toe. And I lost my purse on the subway train. They stole my car- those dirty creeps. It’s a bad hair day. Coffee’s gone. Crap it, crap it Crap it, crap it, crap it, crap it, crap it, crap it, crap it, crap it. Beer (Rain) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ When the beer comes, we raise our steins in cheer! We think it’s really gear. When the beer comes, when the beer comes With a full stein we don’t want lemonade (When the stein comes ah) It’s just not the same. (When the stein comes ah) With a full stein, with a full stein Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I don’t mind! Steiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin, the beer is fine! And then some days, outside it starts to rain (When the rain comes down) In the pub it’s just the same (When the rain comes down) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I don’t mind! Steiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin, the beer is fine! I can’t hear you coz when I’ve got my stein, (With the beer and stein) I go out of my mind, I go out of my mind reech ni sniets ruo ew, semoc reeb eht nehW (beer) reeb (beer) sniets reeb |
| I've Got A Beer Stein (I've got a feeling) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ I've got a beer stein, that holds a litre of beer, oh yeah, oh yeah. I've got a beer stein, a beer stein that won't leak. oh no, no. oh no. oh no yeah! I've got a beer stein. Oh please believe me, i'd hate to miss the beer oh yeah, oh yeah. and if i drink lots, i'll pass out on the floor again! Again! Again. Again, Yeah! I've got a beer stein. All these years i've been stumblin' around Wondering why how come nobody told me all that i was looking for was a pub that served great beer. oh! i've got a beer stein. the foam goes up my nose oh yeah, oh yeah. I've got a beer stein. i think that everybody knows. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah I've got a beer stein, yeah. Everybody had a good beer. Everybody had a full stein. Everybody had a VB. Nobody saw the sunshine. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Everybody had a chaser. Everybody put their steins down. Everybody threw their guts up. Everybody had another round. Oh yeah, oh yeah. |
| Dying (Flying) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ (Instrumental) Pissed on Stout (Twist and Shout) We cannot take all credit for this song, Thanx Max! You r a Legend mate! Original Lyrics by Medley/Russel. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ Drink it up baby now (Drink it up baby) Pissed on Stout (Pissed on Stout) C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby now (Come on baby) Go on and drink some more stout (Don’t pass out ooh) So have some more stout (don’t pass out) You know the beer tastes good (beer tastes good) You know the beer is flowin’ now (Beer is flowing) Just like I knew it would (like I knew it would ooooh) Drink it up baby now (Drink it up baby) Pissed on Stout (Pissed on Stout) C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby now (Come on baby) Go on and drink some more stout (Don’t pass out ooh) So take a risk little girl (Risk little Girl) And drink from your stein (from your stein) Come on and drink a little more now (drink a little more) Then refill the stein (refill the stein ooh) Drink it up baby now (Drink it up baby) Pissed on Stout (Pissed on Stout) C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby now (Come on baby) Go on and drink some more stout (Don’t pass out ooh) So take a risk little girl (Risk little Girl) And drink from your stein (from your stein) Come on and drink a little more now (drink a little more) Then refill the stein (refill the stein ooh) Well drink it, drink it, drink it baby now (Drink it up baby) Well drink it, drink it, drink it baby now (Drink it up baby) Well drink it, drink it, drink it baby now (Drink it up baby) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I Wanna Be A Man (I wanna Be Your Man) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ Don’t wanna be a woman baby, I wanna be a man, Don’t wanna be a woman baby, I wanna be a man, I wanna get away with things that no woman can I wanna get away with things that no woman can I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, You told me that you loved me baby so let me be a man Don’t tell me that you love me baby, I wanna be a man Don’t wanna be your lover baby I wanna be man Don’t wanna be your lover baby I wanna be man I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, Don’t wanna be a woman baby, I wanna be a man, Don’t wanna be a woman baby, I wanna be a man, I wanna get away with things that no woman can I wanna get away with things that no woman can I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, I wanna be a man, Fishies (Piggies) Original Lyrics by Harrison. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ Can you see the little fishes swimming in the pond? And for the little fishies life is not so long Always having ponds to swim around in Have you seen the bigger fishies, hanging on the hooks you will find the bigger fishes being prepared by cooks Always having hooks to hang around on In the ponds with all the lilies they don’t care what goes on around They act so very silly, And end up in a swag mans Billy Everywhere there’s lots of fishies living fishy lives. You can see them out for dinner with their fishy wives Clutching forks and knives To eat their fillets Baby’s In Drag (Baby’s in Black) Original Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney. New lyrics by Stevens/Cowley. ~*~ Oh dear what can I do? Baby’s in drag and I’m felling blue Oh please what can I do? He’s going with Jim and so he dresses in drag and though he’ll never come back coz he’s dressed in drag Oh dear what can I do? Baby’s in drag and I’m felling blue Oh please what can I do? I think of him, but he thinks only of Jim and though I never can win. He thinks of Jim Oh how long will it take, Till he sees his mistake? Oh dear what can I do? Baby’s in drag and I’m felling blue Oh please what can I do? He’s going with Jim and so he dresses in drag and though he’ll never come back coz he’s dressed in drag Oh dear what can I do? Baby’s in drag and I’m felling blue Oh please what can I do? |
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