Happy Families
A Servant of the Empire drabble

"I don't like her. I don't like her hands touching me and I don't want her as a stepmother."

"Calm down, Clark. Nell's desperation to become a Luthor is certainly unattractive but what do you think of the little pink princess?

"Lana? She's pretty but she's always wearing that creepy meteor rock. You know what they do to me."

"How'd you like to find out if there's anything interesting under that bland, wholesome exterior? You, me, Lana, a little friendly skinny-dipping sans necklace...? And if Dad and Nell just happen to wander in...."

"You're a genius, Lex."

"Love you, too."

the end
02 April 2003