What?? There's no such thing as too much Biker Mice!!!

You know the name of every character and the actor who does the voice.

You know all of the 90210 inside jokes between the characters.

You know all of the actor inside jokes spoken by the characters.

You can see one second of any episode and know instantly which one it is.

You think Charley and Vinnie make a perfect couple. (They do, honestly, they're a perfect match!!)

You can recite the lines to any episode verbatim.

You record your favorite songs and lines on tape so you can listen to the any time.

You think the Biker Mice have musical talent.

You think that the Martian Mice must be very smart to have escaped being discovered by humans all these years.

You hope humans never colonize Mars.

You hate all green fish, brown dogs, and rats.

You wonder if you can program your bike to be intelligent.

You get a Chicago phone book and look up Last Chance Garage or Davidson, Charlene.

You wonder why you never hear about any of the destruction of Chicago on the news.

Anyone mentions anything about motorcycles and you think of the Biker Mice.

You know all of the sexual innuendoes between Vinnie and Charley.

You insisted on having anything Mars related for a school project.

You or someone else says something that you've heard on an episode of Biker Mice From Mars and you have to hide your laughter.

Your new favorite expletive is Cheese.

You use lines from the show in everyday speech.

You don't EVER think Vinnie is overly egotistical.

You go to a pet shop, buy three mice- one white, one grey, and one beige- and name them Vinnie, Modo, and Throttle respectively.

For no reason you decide that cats are no longer your favorite animal.

You write BMFM fan fiction.

You are hopelessly addicted to anything Biker Mice related.

Your favorite meal is hot dogs and root beer.

You refuse to eat hot dogs without root beer and vice versa.

You think using mice for lab experiments should be illegal (for those who normally don't object to that form of animal testing).

You have every episode of Biker Mice on tape.

For Halloween you dressed up as a Martian Mouse complete with a tail, ears, earrings, and red licorice antennae (age does not matter).

You go into a toy store every time you pass one to see if they have Biker Mice toys.

When they do have Biker Mice toys, you buy all the ones you don't have that you can afford.

You do all the stuff on this list

You do all the stuff on this list and you're an adult (all right, way to go!!! :-)

You buy a motorcycle, customize it to look like one of the Biker Mice's, and you don't even know how to ride one.

You go grocery shopping and you cruise the cheese isle for familiar "names"

Without reason you change your favorite team to the Cubs.

You suddenly develop an interest in Baseball with the Cubs as your favorite team and you have NEVER cared about sports before.

You can sound exactly like Charley at any given moment.

Every time someone asks if you'll be okay travelling you say, "Sure, I've got three excellent escorts."

You and your best friend discuss who take who for an escort before you depart.

You refuse to let Vinnie drive in front (he drives too fast!)

You fear losing Vinnie on the highway.

You get a map of Chicago and look to see if Wrigley field is on there.

You watch old Superman shows and when they say, "Leaping tall buildings in a single jump. Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" you shout "Nope, it's Tail Whippin' Time!"

You made this list

You make this list because you actually DO most of the stuff on it.

You grow your hair long and braid it so you can have your own "tail"

You and your best friend tie each other's "tails" in knots.

You make bracelets with all the respective colors of the mice and their bikes.

You beg every channel that has ever shown the Biker Mice From Mars to bring it back on.

You send threatening letters to the Fox administrator because they won't put BMFM back on the air.

You get a tattoo just like Throttle's on your right arm.

You have fantasies about you and your favorite mouse

Whenever anyone uses the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" you laugh hysterically.

"Beatin' up goons, impressin' the ladies, savin' the world, nothin' out of the usual" becomes your new motto.

You take tours of Chicago looking for buildings that resemble Limburger Tower.

You wish the good guys would send out "grandma" instead of the women and children when watching westerns, because it would be so much more interesting.

You hate the movie "Mars Attacks" for its unrealistic portrayal of Martians. **

You can recite all the names of all the episodes at will.**

You have acquired a nasty rash from all that leather.***

When anyone enters your room they stagger backwards, their senses assaulted by the heavy scent of incense emanating from the alter you have erected to attest to the greatness of The Mice. ***

You can no longer recall the original color of your ceiling or walls because they are plastered with pics of the BMFM.***

You believe that there is life on Mars¹

You believe that life on Mars resembles human-sized mice¹

You create BMFM characters for your FanFics¹

You make sure that what happens in your FanFics, could have happened in the show (i.e. no selfless Vinnie's with inferiority complex)¹

You go to www.bikermice.com¹

You love that site for all the pictures from the show¹

You submit something to the site¹

You draw BMFM pictures and characters¹

You go to the DB and leave messages there¹

You've read every message on the DB to date¹

You know everyone on the DB¹

You frequently contribute to the 5 gazillion messages that are already there¹

You know EXACTLY how many messages there are on the DB¹

You have been to every possible HTML, JPEG, GIF, and any other file that has anything to do with BMFM (even that little site that has one BMFM logo scan and says that the site has moved to www.bikermice.com)¹

You have a favorite mouse¹

You know all the characters from BMFM ¹

You wish BMFM were back on TV¹

You have checked the Yahoo People Finder for Charlene Davidson¹

You have checked the Yellow pages for The Last Chance Garage¹

(Guy) you decide that that no-top, tight blue pants look is for you! (girl) you love it when guys dress up like that¹

You join an organization which works to find the fastest way to grow fur and antennae¹

You were among those who started the orginization*

When in Chicago you look for the Last Chance Garage and 3 biker mice *

You plan to make a Biker Mice movie (live action, of course)*

You lived by Detriot and Chicago*

Anyone you see turns into a Biker Mouse when you draw them*

You base your own BM fics on people you know*

You want to name your kid(s) Vinnie, Modo, Throttle, or Charley*

You carry around a figurine of your favorite mouse for "good luck" or just plain fun *

You think you are a Martian**

You are in love with one of the Biker Mice**

You suddenly stop eating cheeze and when questioned about it by your mother you tell her "it's personal"***

When you stop at red lights and shout to other cars: "Ride Free Citizens!"*

You tell your date right after he/she starts the car: "Let's Rock and Ride"*

You make BMFM figure mobiles for you kid above thier crib*

(Female) You buy green contacts and dye your hair brown*

You actually try to make that chi-town root brew stew from the episode " Hit the Road Jack" just to try it*

You call everyone sweetheart, stranger or not*

You find yourself saying "Oh, mamma" whenever anything goes wrong*

You take a green and black Crayola marker and color your lens' green and the frame black *

You start wearing red bandanas around our neck*

You make a life size model of your favorite character and start talking to them like they are real*

In the night you often dream about BMFM.**

You plan to create a BM web site even if you don't have original material. **

You pretend your house to be the Last Chance Garage so that you can think you live with them **

Every time you eat cheese (if you are still doing it!) you think the BM would blame you**

You stopped eating cheese because the thought of seeing Limburger's ugly face makes you sick***

You think BMFM are better than anime shows like Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z along with others***

You painted a picture of Throttle in the Child Development classroom walls. or Vinnie, Modo, Charley, Stoker... ***

You wrote more than ten fan fics for BMFM and they are better than the Dragonball or sailor moon ones you've written ***

You drew more than 50 fan pics and created your own characters ***

For your creative writing class, you wrote a story based on Biker Mice from Mars, and the plot is very adventurous, sad, and mysterious. ***

The teacher looks at you weird and still gives you an A on the story for great writing talent :)***

You make a titanic movie with BMFM action figures, Jack as Throttle, and Rose as Harley :P (a bit too much) ***

You walk around with a long tail hanging from your butt***

You've written more than 20 letters and sent a petition to the creators of BMFM to bring back the show. ***

You hate ninja turtles and power rangers because they brought down the BMFM tv ratings *curse those brats!* ***

You hate eating seafood and fish because they remind you of the Plutarkian race***

You get offended whenever people call the biker mice "Gerbils" ***

You have sexual dreams of your favorite biker mouse *blush****

In art class, you blush when the teacher says the word "Vincent" from the artist, Vincent van gough. In technology, you turn red whenever someone says "Throttle." ***

You picture your enemies as Plutarkians, rats, or cats.***

You draw yourself as a biker mouse***

You repeat vinnie's obnoxious "AAAAAoowwww!" whenever you're having a blast or having fun. ***

You've gone on ebay and bought every Biker Mice video available***

You're an adult and you've confiscated your son's Biker Mice toys for yourself.*

You regret not doing some of the stuff on this list. **

You read this entire list¹

You add to this list¹