"TICKED"
by Brit
You think that I'm mad now?
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Pack a lunch and bring a friend -
leavin' town is your best bet!
Let me give you some sage advise
before I stomp your head
You messed with the wrong two dudes
and got me seein' red
I'll say this to you slowly
`cuz a kumquat's gotta be smarter
I'm gonna mop the floor with you -
ya don't mess with this man's partner!
~ Brit (who's lost her marbles)
11/30/00