E. Gadd: Greeting to all of you. My official name is Dr. Elvin Gadd. I am at this area in the present to discuss with my nemesis, Wario, the exciting activities that will be accomplished by the tri-contestants: Luigi, King Boo, and Toadsworth.

Wario: What?

E. Gadd: I spoke, and the words that were said were: Greeting to all of you. My official name i-

Wario: IN ENGLISH!

E. Gadd: The language I was speaking when starting to announce is the language known as English.

Wario: SHORT WORDS!

E. Gadd: Hi. I'm Dr. Elvin Gadd. Wario and I-

Wario: AHEM! WARIO AND ME! PROPER GRAMMAR

E. Gadd: I assure you that Wario and I is proper grammar.

Wario: NO IT ISN'T!

E. Gadd: Fine, then let's ask the contestants and introduce them.

Wario: FINE!

E. Gadd: First, we have the famous ghost sucking hero: LUIGI!

Luigi: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

Wario: YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE STARTED YOUR NINTENDO CAREER!

E. Gadd: NO I AM NOT!

Wario: So is the proper grammar Wario and me, or Wario and I

Luigi: Could you use it in a sentence.

Wario: Wario and ___ are blood-sucking vampires.

Luigi: It is I.

E. Gadd: HA!

Wario: WELL HE IS STUPID SO LET'S ASK KING BOO!

King Boo: The word I are not never proper grammar less you is weird.

Wario: HA! SEE!

E. Gadd: ARE YOU DEAF?!?!?!?!? HE DOESN'T KNOW GRAMMAR IF IT BIT HIM IN THE LEFT EAR!

Wario: Fine, fine. Toadsworth?

Toadsworth: What sonny?

Wario: Just say "me"

Toadsworth: A HAY FLEA? WHERE?

Wario: JUST SAY "ME"!

Toadsworth: Well why didn't you just ask?

Wario: I did.

Toadsworth: What did you bid on?

Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts destroying announcing booth*

E. Gadd: *Hits Wario on head with a muffler* STOP IT!

Luigi: Could we start already?

E. Gadd: Okay. Wield your weapons.

King Boo: ME CAN'T! ME STUFF GO THROUGH!

E. Gadd: Then go in a Bowser suit!

King Boo: But me outfit isn't a well size below (supposed to be around) the Bowser suit.

Wario: What! Where!

E. Gadd: If you go crazy again..... *Holds up muffler* *To King Boo* Just do it without a suit over the Bowser suit, just you.

Wario: YEAH DUH! What are we talking about?

E. Gadd: So, wield your weapons.

Toadsworth: What pens should I feel?

E. Gadd: WIELD YOUR WEAPONS!

Toadsworth: Oh.

*All pick up weapons*

E. Gadd: SET!

*All get ready to fence*

Wario: MURDER EACH OTHER!

E. Gadd: And Luigi wildly swipes the fencing sword every which what way.

Wario: Toadsworth just stands there trying to remember where he put his socks.

King Boo: Wow, that will be easiest than me thinked. *Charges at Toadsworth*

Toadsworth: OH! THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE! *Bends down to look at socks* There are my socks!

King Boo: WHAT?!?!?!?

Wario: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

E. Gadd: What happened? I was just solving Einstein's unsolved theorem.

Wario: Well, King Boo charged while levitating, fencing sword forward, at Toadsworth. Toadsworth ducked to see his socks, but because his fencing sword was tucked under his arm so it sliced King Boo in half!

E. Gadd: And then there were two.

Luigi: What? Oh, I missed.

Toadsworth: CHARGE! *Runs as fast as he can at Luigi, which isn't that fast*

Luigi: THAT'S IT! *Uses thunderhand to charge up fencing sword* PREPARE TO LOSE!

Wario: And Toadsworth are engaging in a battle where they just flop their weapons uselessly!

E. Gadd: Well, you know what they say...

Wario: No, what?

E. Gadd: Easy come, easy go.

Wario: First of all I've never heard that before. Second, what do you mean?

E. Gadd: In school, fencing came so easily to Toadsworth, but now, he stinks!

Wario: I see what you mean.

E. Gadd: WOW! TOADSWORTH IS FLAT ON THE GROUND! LUIGI IS ABOUT TO WIN!

Luigi: *Holds up sword* PREPARE TO LO-

*ZAP*

Luigi: *Flat on ground electrified* Ow...............

Wario: WOW! THAT IS AMAZING! THE SWORD ATTRACTED LIGHTING WHICH SHOCKED LUIGI!

E. Gadd: AND THE WINNER IS........ TOADSWORTH! I didn't see that coming!

Wario: ME didn't see that coming.

E. Gadd: NO! I!

Toadsworth: So I won?

Wario: So ME won?

E. Gadd: YES! YOU ARE THE FENCING VICTOR!

Toadsworth: We're at a fencing tournament? I thought we were at Bingo.

Luigi: B-I-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O