Bowser: Hello! I am King Bowser! MUHAHAHA!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: And I am Bowser's Flying Face Thing!

Bowser: YOU CAN TALK?!?!?!?!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Actually, no.

Bowser: BUT I HEAR YOU!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: No, you are only hearing it in your mind.

Shy Guy: He has a mind?

Bowser: HEY! You automatically lose 20 points!

Shy Guy: WHAT?!?

Bowser: What?

Shy Guy: That is illegal.

Bowser: Who cares?!?

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: I do! If you are illegal during this, I get scraped!

Bowser: Oh.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: So, aaaaannnnyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyy.... Welcome to... MARIO JEOPARDY!

Crowd: YAY! WOOHOO! YEAH! *Applause*

Bowser: Who goes first?

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Good question, usually whoever is the returning champion does, but...

Bowser: Hey! Since Shy Guy insulted me, he doesn't go first!

Iggy: YAY!

Bowser: So, just to refresh some of you idiot's memories, you pick the category, Mario games, profile, allies, villains, and abilities, and amount, 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50, I read the "answer"...

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Actually, I read the answer...

Bowser: Whatever, you both have 10 seconds to buzz in, then the first says the question, if right, they get points, if wrong, they lose points and the other person can steal it. There is a daily double where the picker gets to wager points on it. Then Final Jeopardy, but more about that later.... LET'S START!

Iggy: I'd like Mario Villains for 30.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: One of Bowser's kids, besides the koopa kids.

Iggy: *Beep*

Shy Guy: Hey! My arms are smaller than his so he can push eat faster.

Iggy: But you fly!

Shy Guy: True...

Iggy: Who is Baby Bowser?

Bowser: Correct, we also would have accepted Bowser Jr. because they are the exact same guy.

Iggy: I'd like Mario games for 40.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: A game which has many sequels. This game, you collect coins and trade them in for stars.

Shy Guy: *Beep* WHAT IS MARIO PARTY?

Iggy: ?

Bowser: Correct.

Shy Guy: Mario games for 50.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: This racing game has a team option.

Shy Guy: *Beep* What is Mario Kart: Double Dash?

Bowser: *Yawn* Correct.

Shy Guy: Yay!

Iggy: What is that?

Bowser: Okay, this is getting boring. *Attacks board with options* Oh look, all tens have disappeared. Oh well, too bad.

Shy Guy: Mario Games for 30.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Mario and other Nintendo people beat the crap out of each other.

Shy Guy: *Beep* What is Super Smash Bros.?

Bowser: Correct...

Iggy: WHAT ARE THESE GAME?!?

Shy Guy: Mario Villains for 40!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: These seven are Bowser's kids.

Iggy: *Beep* WHO ARE THE KOOPA KIDS?

Bowser: Correct... still boring *burns part of bored* Aw... All twenties have been burnt...

Iggy: Mario Villains for 50!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: This villain appears in one game when one villain's spirit fused with another's body.

Iggy: *Beep* WHO IS BOWLETTA?

Bowser: Correct. *whispers*: i hated that

Iggy: Mario Profile for 50.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: The inventor of Mario.

Iggy: *Beep* Shigeru Miyamato, duh.

Bowser: WRONG! That wasn't in question form.

Shy Guy: Who is Shimeroo Meehamato?

Bowser: WRONG!

Shy Guy: Mario's Allies for 40.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: A genius.

Shy Guy: *Beep* Who is Iggy?

Bowser: WRONG!

Iggy: I AM NOT HIS ALLY! Who is E. Gadd?

Bowser: Correct. *Yawn* Ugh... *Burns Mario's Allies for 30*

Iggy: Mario abilities for 30!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Something that Mario does only in Super Mario 64 that enables him to go to the area that he gets the stars.

Iggy: *Beep* What is jumping through paintings?????????

Bowser: Yeah... *burns Mario profile for 40*

Iggy: ummm... *mutters*: What would be the Daily Double?

Bowser: It is Mario Profile for 30!

Iggy: Mario Profile for 30!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: The Daily Double! Woohoo! You have 200, Shy Guy has 80

Iggy: How 'bout 100!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Mario's Main clothing

Iggy: What are overalls, a red hat, and a red shirt?

Bowser: Yeah, yeah... Wait! No! And gloves! Let's just do the Final Jeopardy now...

Iggy: NOW?!?!?

Bowser: FOR ARGUING, YOU LOSE 20 POINTS!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Bowser.

Bowser: If you don't let me do that, I'll scrap you myself.

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Gulp noise! Put your wager points down. reveal

Iggy: 80!

Shy Guy: 80!

Bowser: How Bored am I?

Iggy and Shy Guy: *scribble down answers*

Bowser: Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: *Shows paper that says, "Extremely bored"*

Bowser: WRONG! Iggy?

Iggy: *Shows paper that says, "What is the answer to Final Jeopardy?"

Bowser: Wrong! There wasn't an answer!

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Umm....

Bowser: Fine, I'll flip a coin so we can FINALLY leave this boring place, heads Iggy, tails Shy Guy! *Flips a coin*

Everyone but Bowser who is extremely bored out of his mind: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!! *Looks intensely at coin*

*Coin lands on heads*

Iggy: YES!

Shy Guy: THAT IS SO UNFAIR!

Bowser: *Leaves*

Bowser's Flying Face Thing: Yeah, so umm... DON'T SCRAP ME!

THE END