What? How did a normal old Koopa get into the race? I don't know... I wonder how he will win... if he wins.
Wow! Kamek is in the race! I wonder if his kart is his broom.... What if he cheats, and turns all the others into blocks?! That wouldn't be fair.. or would it?
Kamek and Kammy? How come they turn up together alot? Both of their names start with KAM too?! I wonder if they are siblings or something.
Do you think that this walking, diapered plant can beat the others?! Will his weight not allow to go anywhere in the race... Of course he somehow can fly....
By SuperGreenNoki |
Thwomp: Welcome.
Peach: Where?
Thwomp: Race.
Peach: We're at a race?
Thwomp: Yes.
Peach: Ooh...did I win?
Thwomp: Not you.
Peach: Then who won?
Thwomp: Hasn't start yet.
Peach: What hasn't?
Thwomp: Race.
Peach: We're at a race?
Thwomp: Yes!
Peach: Ooh...did I win?
Thwomp: Not you!
Peach: Then who won?
Thwomp: Hasn't start yet!
Peach: What hasn't?
Thwomp: Race!
Peach: We're at a race?
Thwomp: YES!
Peach: Ooh...did I win?
Thwomp: NOT YOU!
Peach: Then who won?
Thwomp: HASN'T START YET!
Peach: What hasn't?
Thwomp: RACE!
Kamek: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
Peach: There are two of us?
Kamek: YES! Don't make me turn you into blocks!
Thwomp: I block!
Kamek: Oh yeah...
Peach: You're good.
Kamek: uh...
Peach: Me next! Make me an idiot!
Kamek: *Smacks own forehead*
Peach: Did it work?
Kamek: *Sighs* you are such an idiot...
Peach: Yay! It works!
Thwomp: Start!
Kamek: But we haven't been intro-
*Kammy, Koopa Troopa, and Petey Pirahna immedieately zoom foward and after their 4 second first lap, Petey crashes into Kamek sending Kamek flying into another dimension*
Thwomp: That ow.
Peach: You're a werewolf?
Thwomp: THAT OW!
Peach: Exactly: *pretends to be werewolf*OoooooooooooooooooooOOOOooo!
Thwomp: SHUT!
Peach: The door is shut...*points to wide open door*
Kammy: Those two are such idiots!
Petey: *Makes Pirahna plant noise that NO ONE not everyone themselves or other pirahna plants understand*
Kammy: Okaaaaaaay...How'd you get in this race though? You don't even have a name.
Koopa Troopa: I don't need one...heh heh heh...
Kammy: Riiight...*Shoots lightning down on Koopa Troopa who falls unconcious*
*Kammy and Petey speed along neck and neck and Kammy then crosses the finish line a second before Petey*
Petey: *Makes pirahna plant noise in anger*
Thwomp: Wait! Wrong way!
Peach: Oh...*Turns around in chair*
Thwomp: No! They go wrong way!
Peach: Ooh...Did I win?
Thwomp: NO!
*Kamek falls on Petey Pirahna*
Kammy: Wait...so...
Thwomp: Koopa first! You last!
Kamek: And we've second then?
Thwomp: Yes!
Peach: Oohh....Did I win?
Thwomp: Shut up! You no win!
Peach: Proper grammar alert proper grammar alert!
Kamek: Ugh...let's just end this...
Thwomp: GOOD! RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps on Peach*
Toadsworth: *Runs in* PRIIIIIINCEEEEESS!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Thwomp: Uhh....ERGH! *Jumps off Peach who looks perfectly unharmed*
Peach: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kammy: Umm....
Petey: *Makes Pirahna plant noise and laughs hysterically*
Koopa: Ugh...don't feel well...What? I won? TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED A NAME!
Thwomp: *Hopping away from Toadsworth* END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!