Erikman: Hi, and welcome to "The Mushroom Kingdom Interviews"! And I'm your host, Erikman!

*Loud Applause*

Today we'll be interviewing Bowser, King of the Koopas!

*Applause stops*

Bowser: HEY!

Erikman: Um, Mr. King Lord Bowser...

Bowser: That's "Mr. King Lord Bowser Sir to you, chump!

Erikman: Riiiiight. Oh, it seems someone in the audience has a question! Yes?

Audience member #1: How come every time you try to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario stops you?

Bowser: Not every time!

Erikman: Actually...

Bowser: SILENCE! *Breathes fire at Erikman*

Erikman: Ouches.

Audience member #2: Isn't it also true that you have resorted to working alongside Mario on several occasions?

Bowser: I said SILENCE! *Breathes fire at Erikman*

Erikman: OUCH! What was that for?!

Bowser: Well, I would have burned the guy in the audience, but I was afraid I might miss and hit his nice wristwatch.

All: ...

Bowser: What? It's a nice watch!

Erikman: Moving on, it seems yet ANOTHER audience member has a question.

Audience member #3: I have a great joke! What do you call it when Bowser and Fire Mario have a fight on a forum?

All: What?

Audience member #3: A flame war! Get it? Get it?

All: ...

Cricket: ...

Erikman: Moving ON, King Bowser, didn't you once capture Mario?

Bowser: Yes! It seems like SOMEONE recognizes! Haven't any of you ever heard of the game "Mario is Missing"?

Audience member #4: That game was a flop!

Bowser: SILENCE! *Breathes fire at Erikman*

Erikman: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?!?! HE WASN'T EVEN WEARING A WRISTWATCH!!!

Bowser: Nobody defies the King of the Koopas! *Breathes fire at Erikman* Besides, it's kind of funny when you're on fire.

Erikman: Okay, NEXT question.

Audience member #5: Why were you so stupid in Paper Mario?

Bowser: SILENCE! *Breathes fire at Erikman* It's called ACTING, pal!

Audience member #3: Hey, that's what Mario said last interveiw!

Bowser: Are you comparing me to MARIO?! *Breathes fire at Erikman*

Erikman: THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF YOU SHOOTING FIRE AT ME! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!! *Loads blaster*

Bowser punches Erikman in the head. Erikman falls over. Bowser leaves.