Erikman: Hi, and welcome to "The Mushroom Kingdom Interviews"! And I'm your host, Erikman!

*Loud Applause*

Today we'll be interviewing none other than the famous Mario Mario and his brother, Luigi!

*More applause as Mario and Luigi walk on stage and sit down*

Erikman: So guys, how have you been since your last adventure?

Luigi: Eh, after I bravely defeated Bowser, with a little help from Mario, we kind of just sat home and watched the food channel.

Mario: Luigi, I defeated Bowser and his son myself. You just took part in the reenactment for the game.

Luigi: Yeah, well I've saved your butt twice already!

Mario: Do you know how many people I've rescued? Thousands! THOUSANDS! All you did was copyright Ghostbusters and stop Bowser from using hairdryers to melt the polar ice caps!

Erikman: Okay boys, calm down. Mario, isn't it often misconstrued that you are an idiot and have a powerful 24/7 craving for cheese?

Mario: Unfortunately, yes. Although I do like cheese with my pasta, I've never screamed "CHEESE!" and robbed the nearest grocery store.

Erikman: What do you think could have started this nasty rumor?

Luigi: It probably had something to do with the number of times a question mark appeared above his head in the Mario Party series.

Mario: It's called acting, pal.

Luigi: Well, you could've fooled me.

Mario: That's it. You want some fist, chicken-boy?

Erikman: SECURITY!

*Two large Toads jump on stage and attempt to restrain the brothers, unsuccessfully*

Erikman: BACKUP!

*A koopa runs into the audience and uses a tranquilizer to subdue Mario and Luigi*

Erikman: Uh, tune in next time for another... "Exciting" interview.