Spector Interviews Wario

By Gloomy Girl

Alma: Why are we interviewing Wario even though he has been interviewed already?

Spector: Because Mario wasted a lot of time punching Wario on the nose every second,and Gloomy can't interview since she's lazy or annoyed with the cursing when she interviewed Peach.

Gloomy: EXACTLY!

Spector: See?

Alma: Wow...She isn't really like this,but now-

Bowser: Blah! Blah! Blah! Get on with this already!

Spector: SHUT UP! BE FREAKIN' QUIET!

Bowser:NO!

Spector:Don't make me come up there!

Bowser:I DARE YA!!!

Spector:*Comes up to Bowser*YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!?!

Bowser:YOU BET YOUR ****** *** I'D DO!!!

Spector:DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE WORDS IN GLOOMY'S INTERVIEWS!!!

Bowser:AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!?!?!

Spector: I'M GONNA ******* DO THIS!!! *takes out his mallet*
WHACK!!

Bowser:OW!!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MARIO HITTING ME WITH A MALLET!!!

Mario:*Throws a can @ bowser*

Bowser:Ow!!! MARIO WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Mario:THAT'S FOR CURSING AND WASTING TIME!!!

Bowser:Spector just cursed too why won't you hit him?!

Mario:Because he'd hit me with his mallet I don't want to mess with him!

Spector:*comes back to the stage*Anyway I'm interviewing Wario!!!

Wario:FINALLY IF ONLY BOWSER WOULD SHUT HIS BIG MOUTH FOR ONCE!!!

Bowser:EXCUSE ME?!?! I DON'T HAVE TIME FIGHTING WITH YOU AGAIN LIKE LAST INTERVIEW!!!

Wario:THEN SHUT UP!!!

Bowser:YOU SHUT UP!!!

Spector:How about BOTH of you SHUT UP?

Bowser and Wario:YOU SHUT UP!!!

Spector:Aw jeez....Can we stop I have an interview!

Wario:ok then GO!

Spector:So what's with the gloves and the hat?

Wario:My gloves are glued thanks to Mario's prank when we were young.

Spector:Hat?

Wario:Well..let's just say it's a secret.

Spector:Take it off.

Wario:I can't.It's a secret.

Spector:I don't care DO it! *shows the mallet*

Wario:*takes off the hat*

Spector:*gasp* AHAHAHAHAHHA!! YOU HAVE A BOLD SPOT!!!

*Audience starts the laugh*

Luigi,Mario,and Waluigi:HAHAHAHA He's the ONLY one with a bold spot!

Wario:OH SCREW YOU!!!

Spector:Alrighthehe.. that was funny..hehe...put your..HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! hat back on...seat 21!

Yoshi:Fatty,can you lose weight?

Wario:WHAT did you call ME?

Spector:Seat 51!

Bowser:Hey boldspot man! Wanna shave your WHOLE hair off?

Wario:OH! I'll give you a bold Fist RAMMING UP YOUR JAW!

Spector:Stop! Seat 36!

Peach:Mind if I call you boldy from now on?

Wario:No!

Spector:Seat 30!

Boshi:Hey why the FAT face?

Wario:SHUT UP!!!

Spector:seat 81!

Goomba:Did you know you're even FATTER than my mom?

Wario:NOO!!! IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN ASK A QUESTION THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH MY WEIGHT OR MY BOLD SPOT?!?!?!(No one raises there hands.)

Spector:seat 100!

Toad:!@#$%^&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spector:Thank you for that...seat1!

???:Spector are you ever gonna ask out Gloomy?

Spector:Uh...That's it for today good night!

Wario:*about to leave*

Mario:Uh where do you think YOU'RE going?

Wario:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*Mario punches Wario on the nose every second*

Toad:!@#$%^&%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser:*Rams his head into Wario's stomach*

Mario:*stops punching Wario* Here we GO! * Mario's theme song came up and starts dancin'*DO DA MARIO!
(Audience joined mario do the mario dance.)

Toad:!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$$#@!END TRANSMISSION!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*&^%-

The End.
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