Gloomy:Welcome to My show once again! Today I'm interviewing Wario!

Wario: *enters the stage*

Audience: BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Gloomy: Alright quiet down!So is it true you've been rivals with Mario since you've been kids?

Mario: YEP.

Wario: SHUT UP!YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!! HOW COULD YOU LOSE MY CAR LIKE THIS??!?!?

Mario: I LET HIM steal it.

Wario: Why YOU-

Gloomy: So how come you hate each other?

Wario: He's mean!

Mario: You're FAT!!!

Wario: WELL YOU'RE--

Gloomy: STOP!How could Mario do such mean things?

Wario: When we were kids,@ school he stole my lunch and stuff me in my locker and I got stuck! and mess up my house!I'lL GET MY REVENGE!!!

Mario: Those were good times...

Gloomy: So Mario has Peach,Luigi has Daisy...who do you have?

Wario: All the Girls in the Audience LOVES ME!

All the Girls: *scoff* Yeah right!

Gloomy: Sorry,but Mario looks better than you..seat 30!

???: Why is your mustache shaped like a lightning bolt?

Wario: It's shows that I'm powerful!

Mario: Yeah right!

Wario: (cracks his knuckes.)I'll prove it to YOU!

Mario: BRING IT ON!

Gloomy: Boys! After the show! Seat 16!

Yoshi: Since I no like Wario can I eat Wario?

Wario: NO!!!

Gloomy: Seat 51!

Bowser: Wario,If you want revenge on Mario why don't you join my side?

Wario: I would if you weren't that evil,and also you always lose against him.

Gloomy: Seat 36!

Peach: Ha! You actually think you'll get revenge on Mario?! He is smarter than you!

Wario: Oh SHUT UP!

Peach: You SHUT UP FATTY!

Wario: YOU BLONDE!!!

Gloomy: Hey! No Name Calling!seat10!

???: Wario,how come your nose is pink?

Wario: Becuase Mario usually punches me in the face every hour.*Mario punches Wario on the nose* Ow! see it hurts!

Gloomy: Well,since I hate Wario...Mario! you can punch him every second until I end this show!

Wario: WHAT?!

Gloomy: Ready,set GO!

Wario: wait a sec-*Mario Punches Wario every second.*ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!....

Spector: Can you end this now?

Gloomy: No! this is entertaining!

(3 hours later.)

Wario: Ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!...

Gloomy: HAHAHAHA!!! That was fun! End transmission!

The End