SuperGreenNoki: Hello! And welcome to my interviews. Uhhh...Why isn't anyone in the audience?

Stage Manager: It is after lunch.

SuperGreenNoki: So?

Stage Manager: So no one is here then.

SuperGreenNoki: I'll just wait.

*12 hours later the audience shows up*

SuperGreenNoki: Finally. Now today I am interviewing Baby Bowser!

Roy: Baby Bowser sucks!

Baby Bowser: Well I am not wearing PINK!

Wendy: But you still are not letting us have games.

Baby Bowser: I am not a GIRL!

SuperGreenNoki: SHUT UP! Now Baby Bowser. Is it true you are also Bowser Jr.?

Baby Bowser: Uhhh...Maybe....THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

SuperGreenNoki: I know. The handkerchief over your mouth.

Larry: GET OFF STAGE YOU LOSER!

SuperGreenNoki: HEY!

Larry: I MEAN BOWSER JR.!

SuperGreenNoki: Oh...

Baby Bowser: YOU GET OFF STAGE!

Larry: I am not on stage!

SuperGreenNoki: So Bowser Jr. Why do you steal the spotlight.

Baby Bowser: CAUSE I AM COOLER!

Everyone but Bowser: NO YOU ARE NOT!

Bowser: YEAH HE IS! *Attacks everyone*

SuperGreenNoki: STOP IT!

*Chains grab Bowser*

Bowser: ROAR!

Nintendo Crew: Bowser Jr. It seems you aren't liked. We are now going to destroy your contract.

SuperGreenNoki: Let me interview him first.

Nintendo Crew: Fine.

SuperGreenNoki: Seat 42.

Koopa: Why are you a wimp?

Bowser Jr.: I AM NOT A WIMP! *Starts crying*

SuperGreenNoki: Seat 54

Toad: Why are you a baby?

Baby Bowser: I AM NOT A BABY!

Toad: But "Baby" is in your name.

Baby Bowser: SHUT UP!

SuperGreenNoki: Seat 21!

Kirby: Huah. Heewi. *Eats Bowser Jr.*

Nintendo Crew: Time to destroy Baby Bowser. *Destroys contract*

Kirby: WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Sad because lost food in stomach) HEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *Eats Nintendo Crew*

SuperGreenNoki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOoo!!!!!!!! *Pulls out a mallet and starts hitting Kirby with mallet*

Kirby: Huah! *Eats mallet and becomes Mallet Kirby*

SuperGreenNoki: There is a mallet kirby?

Kirby: *Hits SuperGreenNoki with mallets*

SuperGreenNoki: OW! *Accidently releases Bowser*

Bowser: HAHA! DIE YOU! *Attacks SuperGreenNoki*

SuperGreenNoki: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *Runs away*

Bowser Jr.: RAH! *Attacks SuperGreenNoki*

SuperGreenNoki: YOU ARE BABY BOWSER!

Bowser Jr.: Oh yeah... *Disappears*

Kirby: HUAH! *Eats Bowser*

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

SuperGreenNoki: STOP EATING EVERYONE!

Kirby: Huah. *Sucks in SuperGreenNoki*

SuperGreenNoki: *Holding onto door for life* NO YOU KIRBY!

Yoshi: Hey! I eat everyone! *Eats Kirby*

SuperGreenNoki: Thank you Yoshi!

Yoshi: Yum... *Eats SuperGreenNoki and puts him in egg*

SuperGreenNoki: *In egg and muffled*: End transmission.